Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Today's news and jokes

Shouldn't the platypus at least have an Aussie accent?









(Mavs owner, "an Israeli, a passionate Zionist and the fifth-richest woman in the world")



(His wikipedia page)



























Man, America is so fucking stupid. All the stuff you would want to be shadowy and mysterious like war is covered in embarrassing treacly positivity, and all the stuff you want to be boring and rote like meat packing has a vampire clan running it.

— Godspeed You! Woke Moralists (@dashwallkick.bsky.social) October 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM












I shudder to think what sort of dark patterns lie ahead





("Feedback on the Army's PT uniform has generally been positive, but a common complaint has emerged regarding the absence of pockets in the shorts. ... The previous uniform faced criticism from soldiers, who were unimpressed by the material and complained that the shorts would ride up -- especially when doing sit-ups -- forcing many to wear spandex underneath.") (Related, William Gibons's Spook Country is one of my favorite books.)











("per Hawaii High School Athletic Association (HHSAA) regulations, Fuiava will need to appeal the state’s mandatory 10-to-14 day heat acclimatization period which is possble")



























Worst depiction of a shadow I've ever seen





















@crjaneauthor The Pucking Wrong Man by Cr Jane #darkromance #trendingbooks2024 #fypage #hockeyromance #sportsromancebooks #romancebooks ♬ taste - sar ꨄ︎








@meltontrucklines Last week, we cheered on our driver, Doug, at the National Truck Driving Championship! We are so proud of Doug and cannot wait for next year! 🎉 #meltontrucklines #trucker #flatbed #trucktok #trending #viral #fypage #truckersoftiktok #fypã‚·゚viral ♬ original sound - Radio Tamworth








@koda.toy.aussie Yeah no 😂 #expectationvreality #paddleboarddog #aussie ♬ September - Earth, Wind & Fire








@user879716305

He was so upset, he decided to walk hisself home 😂😂

♬ original sound - Tamaraa Nacolee 😘




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