Thursday, October 17, 2024

Today's news and jokes







(Also, "The Nebraska Supreme Court ruled that convicted felons who served their sentences are allowed to vote, after the state's top election official sought to keep them from casting ballots ahead of the Nov. 5 election.")











(“These matters primarily arose out of legacy Raytheon Company and Rockwell Collins prior to the merger and acquisition of these companies,” [RTX CEO] said. “We’ve already taken robust corrective actions to address the legacy gaps that led to these issues.”)





I think one of the major reasons so many male influencers operate in the self-help tradition, for better and (much) worse, is because a lot of guys really do need to shape the fuck up and know it.

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— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.bsky.social) October 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM


Men’s self-help lit is so slippery bc it’s often the right thing for the wrong reason. Like: “You should make your bed (good) and your bed is messy bc your mom coddled you (no) and she coddled you bc women want to subvert men by making them weak (no), according to these Greek myths…” etc etc

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— KC McGinnis (@mcginniskc.bsky.social) October 16, 2024 at 3:54 AM


men have two ways of dealing with something embarrassing that happened years ago: - only thinking about it at night right before they fall asleep, and reliving the embarrassment as a personal failure (normal, healthy) - turning into a Weird Online Guy about it (bad, unhealthy)

— jesseeeeeeEEEEEEEk (halloween edition) (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) October 16, 2024 at 11:20 AM


(We need more 80's style training montages...)



































(More or less alleges that one team was probably getting away with cheating)

















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@ravens

Last one is ICONIC 😂🔥❗️

♬ original sound - Baltimore Ravens




@espn Oof 😬 (via valerieadams84/Instagram) #pain #fail ♬ original sound - ESPN




@dachshund.fan.club_ This is the most dachshund thing ever!😆 . . Credit:🎬 dogsittersvlc 🙏 #dachshund #doxie #sausage #dog #puppy #wiener ♬ original sound - Dachshund Fan Club




@pjones7777 I wondered why i got my coffee #dogsoftiktok #dogmom #fyp #fypage #officepup #office #petsoftiktok #foryoupage #pupcup #sadboy #saddog #dog #officelife #morning ♬ original sound - Atlas💙🐶OfficePup




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