Thinking about 99 Tears, a Nintendo DS 'stress relief' game from 2008 in which you answer a series of questions about yourself and your current mood and it shows you stories it thinks will make you cry.
— Andy Kelly 👽 (@ultrabrilliant.xyz) July 9, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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If I understand it right, the tear sommelier provides you a specialzed lamp and when you're finished with the story you blow it out at the DS's microphone.