Sunday, March 9, 2025

Today's news and jokes















Wikipedia







Someone on the War Thunder forums has an opportunity to do the funniest thing...

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— Sabretooth Nietzsche (@feralnietzsche.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM












calling up Fox News to ride-along with you on a terror blitz and then complaining that people have somehow found out about it

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— BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM




















("'We were very surprised that the answer was yes,'...'As a person and a lottery player, I cannot believe they said yes. I was shocked.'") 
(It's two separate scandals, btw. "on Feb. 17, someone won an $83.5 million Lotto Texas jackpot by ordering tickets online through Jackpocket, a third-party app owned by DraftKings. Jackpocket also owned the store in Austin that printed the winning ticket. It sold board games in front and had dozens of lottery terminals behind a wall in the back") 
(Or maybe three+ scandals? "[The current executive director] has held the position for 11 months after ... the former executive director, resigned. [The former exec] and a courier are being accused of money laundering, fraud, and manipulating the outcome of lottery games")







Those 2020 arrests didn't solve it I guess







“AI grooming,” as models increasingly rely on RAG, or retrieval augmented generation, to produce articles using real-time information from around the web. .. the models are ingesting and regurgitating information they do not understand is propaganda. [as I predicted]

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— John Shirley (@johnshirley2024.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM




That ad was repugnant







LA Times







@tiffanyelkinssells His first grooming appointment. PetSmart did him dirty. #fail #grooming #funnydog ♬ original sound - Anjali








@shawtyvip

Hoe I was tryna look at the pretty ice

♬ original sound - daddy’s little mexican








@_lake_monster They are so food motivated to. there is nothing they value more than some oats. They ride well in the car too . . #pets #goat #hiking #beach #pnw #exoticpets #farm ♬ Kokiri Forest with Ocarinas - David Erick Ramos - Ocarina








@laurenpierson22 they followed me the whole time πŸ˜‚ i love goatsπŸ–€ thank you @Lake Monster for sharing and inspiring me to post this #trending #goats #hiking #southernillinois #snow #winter #relatable #fyp ♬ Kokiri Forest with Ocarinas - David Erick Ramos - Ocarina




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