Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Today's news and jokes

































Charter schools in Texas



















What's funny about Tesla: their still-huge share price isn't just about cars. It's predicated in part on the idea that Tesla's Optimus robots will sell by the billions and do household chores for people. But who could possibly now think people will want Elon's robots in their homes?

— Ben Wikler (@benwikler.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
("44 wheels stolen from Teslas in League City parking lot")























Last weekend I tried to get a correction from Matt Taibbi on a basic “mistake”: claiming a report I wrote was source of the stat that 126MM people saw Russian influence op content on FB. Rather than correct, he fought me. He made more “mistakes”. Hilarity ensued. open.substack.com/pub/reneedir...

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— Renee DiResta (@noupside.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
































Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog

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— 👜 (@drain.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
(Five Guys prices are truly shocking)















me, at jurassic park: horrible place. ecologically toxic. work of hubris. folly of man. me, at the jurassic park gift shop: oh fr?? i can just buy a dinosaur egg???

— AYolland (@ayolland.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM








@wesyang First time hitting a bath house with this water massager in Taiwan. Lowkey hurt but felt relaxed at the same time 🧘🏻‍♂️ Location: Kings Garden mudspa in Guanziling📍 #taiwan #bathhouse #mudspa #guanziling #hotspring #pov #funny #spa #relax #tainan #travel ♬ 9PM in Shibuya - ADTurnUp








@aesthetic.nurse.nicole

she just wanted to stay home from school and watch Judge Judy

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