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Chicago police department out in force protecting a Tesla dealership.

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— Molly Ploofkins (@mollyploofkins.bsky.social) March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM

Chicago Tribune

“Wealthy Chinese investors are quietly funnelling tens of millions of dollars into private companies controlled by Elon Musk using an arrangement that shields their identities from public view” https://t.co/LaHNX5ARDu

— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) March 9, 2025

we are in the “conservatives bringing their children to work to serve as human shields” era of empire

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— caylen (@caylen.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM

jesus, kuwait denaturalized 3% of the population, making many stateless. “Every week for months, the government published vast lists of newly stateless people, which Kuwaitis feverishly scanned for their own names, or those of friends and family.” https://t.co/7xuelRPMuG

— csz (@cszabla) March 10, 2025

8 men arrested in Melaka, M'sia for not fasting & eating in public https://t.co/CYaAqPbMHw pic.twitter.com/OZmoq2UrFu

— Mothership (@MothershipSG) March 9, 2025

("The group of people had been labelled the "black plastic bag gang", or those who refuse to fast during Ramadan")

Wild stuff: The Galveston (TX) sheriff SUED to stop the state from suspending his peace officer license after he allegedly lied on official forms by failing to disclose old arrests.

He's claiming that simply BEING sheriff protects him from discipline.https://t.co/Bzy4cSg0md

— Keri Blakinger (@keribla) March 9, 2025

("Respondent omitted, failed to disclose, or provided false or untruthful information related to job experience, having been disciplined at work, having been fired or asked to resign from a place of employment, having been accused of discrimination, having been the subject of a written complaint at work, having failed to make or been late on a court-ordered payment, having been part of a civil lawsuit, and failing to disclose two arrests")

many people are saying

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— Pope Maddy Hare I (@mbhare.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM

im so confused because i dont want this statue now but what if after i finish the game im like hell yeah magellan man is the shit https://t.co/SY0QBeSx5f

— Gene Park (@GenePark) March 10, 2025

The Riddler has the alias “Patrick Parker” in The Batman (2022) because someone vandalized Riddler’s Wikipedia page 10 years earlier and nobody corrected it

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— Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe (@alexjaffe.bsky.social) February 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM

(Not fact-checking this)

@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted Big news from Evan on Rays… 💬 @EvanDrellich Sources: Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred and some owners are pressuring Stu Sternberg to sell the Tampa Bay Rays. Revenue sharing money could be at stake. Several groups have expressed interest, including the

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— Passanthallich (@passanthalbot.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM

Pretty sure the loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates can both be traced back to these terrible NBA uniforms.

— myles brown (@mdotbrown) March 9, 2025

This is me! I’m still washing grey paint out of my ears but it was all worth it.

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— horde jedi (@hotcarbs.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM

@underrated.simpsons They have installed new toilet seats at work 😭 💀 #office ♬ Swan Lake "dance of four swans" - Kohrogi

@nflonfox Kid could not believe it 😂💜 #JustinJefferson #Vikingsfootball #nfl #fan #probowl ♬ original sound - NFLonFOX

@mwdrex_and_rider I’m not sure what you call this #mwd #k9 #gsd #fyp #dog #retiredk9 ♬ Carmen Habanera, classical opera(1283412) - perfectpanda

@rayasroyals.21 I think I have a future swimmer on my hands. 🤣 #cute #RoyalDivineChaKoaKoaBear #RayasRoyals #Rottweiler #Breeder #funny #petsoftiktok #puppy ♬ NO SOUND - Sok Baraby

@joey.stan.norris complete opposites🤭 #tiktokdogs #doglife #spaniel #dogsoftiktok #foryou #staffy #dogtok #happydog ♬ youre my best friend - mia

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