Monday, August 4, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@omelete COSPLAY DE SABRE DE LUZ UOOON ๐Ÿ˜… Nossos correspondentes omeleters na #SDCC deram de cara com um cosplay de... sabre de luz ๐Ÿ˜‚ Podemos trazer o querido pra CCXP? #sdcc #starwars #cosplay ♬ som original - Omelete








Missouri Senate president pro tem Cindy O’Layghlin says that a special session to redraw the state’s congressional map is ‘likely.’ missouriindependent.com/2025/08/02/m...

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— Michael Li (ๆŽไน‹ๆจธ) (@mcpli.bsky.social) August 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM


"I would rather start a civil war than do reciprocal gerrymandering" is some uncut crank shit

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— Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) August 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
(His district in the Bay area)







Feels like a preview of where this is all headed forward.com/news/759874/...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) August 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
(A write-up by the local news) (Here's what he is pursuing this week, "Attorney General Tim Griffin is calling on Congress to aid in preventing the shipment of abortion pills to Arkansas")







Phones definitely, desperately, immediately need an "airport mode"







Reporting by college journalists sure makes it look like the @nytimes.com went with a Trump admin lie on Harvard. Yikes. Garber said "the suggestion that Harvard was open to paying $500 million is “false” and claimed that the figure was apparently leaked to the press by White House officials" 1/

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— @NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) (@newsjennifer.bsky.social) August 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
("A New York Times spokesperson wrote that the paper stands by the accuracy of its reporting") (Yes, that number seemed absurd when announced)







American wine exports to Canada have been in a free-fall since march, and new data suggest it accelerated significantly last month as it hurtles towards $0. Insane.

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) August 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
















McKinsey believing from its board of directors on down that the current state of AI is existential to its business says far more about McKinsey than it does about AI lol apple.news/A8FLn2BPeRP6...

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— nilay patel (@reckless.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
















"I think part of being a great father is being a great example of doing what it takes to take care of your family. I chose to do it by playing football."

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— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
("We all have different parts of our lives. You can think of them like a pyramid. At the top is yourself")































come on

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— futur (@futur.blue) July 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM








A write-up















@_callmevictory First time seeing this in person. Went to look for Pokรฉmon and stumbled on this guy. #scalper #Target #pokemon #bowman #baseballcards #fyp ♬ oh my god bruh oh hell na man








@secondstarlight #startrek #universalstudioshollywood #universalstudios #epicuniverse ♬ original sound - Geek DJ ๐Ÿญ








@teamhendrick

Did you know Hendrick Motorsports hosts a pit crew combine every year?

♬ original sound - Hendrick Motorsports








@log.run.farm

Help. What is this baby dinosaur ๐Ÿ˜ญ I already called wildlife rehab places and am just waiting to hear what I need to do.

♬ original sound - FTK9LRF








@love.marie21 Pluto gets his workout in daily #dogsoftiktok #dogworkout ♬ original sound - highschool simulator








@kuto1211029

♬ original sound - Amber Wallin




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