Saturday, August 16, 2025

Today's news and jokes







It's kind of interesting that the infrastructure is in place for a surveillance state (govt has access to near ubiquitous Ring cameras etc whenever they want) but they don't really have tight control of the surveillance apparatus (people can post their own Ring camera footage to make them look bad)

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) August 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A write-up







Well this is just a humiliation fetish atp

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— Mira of Kyiv πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@reshetz.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM


Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

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— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) August 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The Mirror's headline is "Donald Trump health fears intensify as 'he can't walk straight' at Vladimir Putin summit"







God did they fire the commandant to steal her house lol

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— Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM












Some good news. Judge calls out that senior FTC staffers (who double as shitposters) had tweeted about how much they hated Media Matters, which undermined the claims that this was just an ordinary investigation, and not punishment for speech.

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— Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
(NYT)















("On Wednesday, the US embassy issued a health alert, ordering the immediate withdrawal of its personnel in Kitwe town and nearby areas")









































Maxen Snoozy is an all time name, I hope he makes the show

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM








Did the most Italian shit I've ever done last night: pulled off my belt during a bocce game and used it to measure a close round because the ref didn't have measuring tape on hand.

— Giovanni Colantonio (@marioprime.bsky.social) July 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM








During our midnight screening of Batman Begins, when Gordon flipped over the card that said Joker, a guy dressed in a Bat suit rose to his feet, cheering. The guy in front of him said “that’s it,” turned around, and punched him in the face.

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— Ian Michael (@tunkthetank.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM








Important info ⤵️

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— J.E. Skeets (@jeskeets.bsky.social) August 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM








Taco Bell's First New Baja Blast Flavor In 21 Years Is A Subtle Symphony Of Artificial Flavoring:

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— Kotaku (@kotakudotcom.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
































@harleythomas19 I NEED my phone #phonecase #viral #fyp #relatable #school ♬ Club Penguin Pizza Parlor - Cozy Penguin








@sportscenternext Game recognizes game 🀝 #llsws #softball #japan #northcarolina ♬ original sound - SportsCenter NEXT








@hospodarxklara

Not all heroes wear gloves during Oktagon

♬ Indiana Jones (From the Movie "Indiana Jones") - Movie Soundtrack Players








@dog emotional support human (ig bella.hutcheson) #dog ♬ I think I like this little dog - Doug The Pug








@ussoccerplus

When a Moose wandered into the pitch at a youth soccer game in Wyoming 😳 (Via SliceofSoccer)

♬ Jericho RG REMIX Pitched - Robert Grace








@ollithedoggi When a walk is supposed to take 15 minutes but ends up taking 30 😭 #dog #shihtzu #malteselovers #maltese #shitzulovers #smalldog #dogwalkinglife ♬ United In Grief - Kendrick Lamar






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