Thursday, August 14, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@espn

This little boy was overwhelmed with happiness when he placed 4th with his goat 👏 (via laechelinfarms/IG)

♬ snowfall - Øneheart & reidenshi


@buffalover

ตัวนี้ก็โก้ไม่เบา เพราะว่าชื่อ โก้เมืองเพชร

♬ 原聲 - 歐陽






(Anglers aged 13 and over must hold a rod licence to fish for freshwater species such as carp in England and Wales. Lammy failed to land a catch, but “all of my kids did”, Vance said.)







I swear like two or three days ago Enten was on air saying Trump had weathered the Epstein scandal and proved himself politically untouchable. The whiplash is intense, and to me his affect on tv is bizarre.

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) August 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
(He's the nothingburger guy)







When you really think about it, the whole world is tiktok pink sauce now. The president? Pink sauce. The economy? Also pink sauce

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— Infomercial (@infomercial.bsky.social) August 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM








"I accidentally married Aaron Donald." "You can tell people I am delusional. I don't care ..." This story isn't just creepy, it's terrifying. Great reporting from @nathanfenno.bsky.social on the stalker who left a future Hall of Famer in fear www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

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— Zak Keefer (@zakkeefer.bsky.social) August 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
(A Tiktok by the NYT about a UCLA basketball player getting stalked)















Is this that tweet about authorizing the Domino's app to make phone calls?















Weird coincidence that the teams have such similar logos







("To see demolition occur is just going to be huge, psychologically, for our community")







Every LFL employee having a kid in 2003-2005 was in a lottery. :)

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— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM








Pokémon Sleep advertises "permanent sleep" with new animation:

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— PLDH (@pldhnet.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM

Pokémon Sleep shares new image of sleep-aiding Bewear

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— PLDH (@pldhnet.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
(I know almost nothing about Pokemon or Pokemon Sleep, and couldn't quickly tell if this was a joke, but I love this guy who apparently hugs people to death)















@theomegaphoenix When did this happen?! The cost of living is insane?? #wthelly #costofliving #financialcrisis #crazy #seattletok ♬ original sound - SHOTTAWORLD🌍🩸
(Notes say Seattle)







@espn Emma Raducanu asked the umpire to remove a crying child from the crowd during her tennis match with Aryna Sabalenka at the Cincinnati Open. (via Tennis Channel) #tennis #sports #child ♬ original sound - ESPN








@vagner.bauer Replying to @Alisi the date for the next one was just announced! 28 March 2026! Registrations open next month! Don’t miss out! #lotr #hobbit #middleearth #newzealand #running @Hobbiton Movie Set ♬ Lord Of The Rings: The Shire (Concerning Hobbits) - Geek Music








@ktecruises In all realness we only had one day where it was bad winds and colder than a lite jacket. #alaska #sitka #cruise #ktecruises #cruisehumor #cruisetok #fyp ♬ suara asli - Zhao Zun - Vaanaltair9


@suzy_torres_18 Photos brought to you by yours truly with a side of wind burn and frozen fingers 😂 The beautiful views were worth it tho! 🏔️❄️#royalcaribbean #alaskancruise #cruise #honeymoon @Tacosb4Vatos ♬ suara asli - Zhao Zun - Vaanaltair9


@metrosportuk What would you do if this happened to you? 😅 This fan finally got to see his favourite team Stuttgart play, but when he got to his seat, he couldn’t even see a full half of the pitch! 🎥 / @Maurizio De Mauro #stadium #footballstadium #stadiumseats #seat #tickets #footballtickets #stuttgart #stuttgartstadium #vfbstuttgart #mhparena #bundesliga #football #footballtiktok #footballnews #metro #metrosport #metrosportuk ♬ original sound - Metro Sport








@maisiesandsx Can’t cope 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #tiktok #momlife #boymum #momtok #motherhood #toddlersoftiktok #mom ♬ original sound - Deserae




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