Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Today's news and jokes















yeah they are going to decide this and give republican states enough time to draw new maps

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) August 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM








An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

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— logan, hater club CEO (@logan.hater.club) August 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Also this























"The bounty will follow me forever. It’s a form of psychological warfare – telling the world that dissent has no safe haven," says Cheung. But if China’s aim was to dissuade her from taking a public stance on HK or criticising it, it hasn't worked. Cheung says she has no intention of staying quiet.

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— John dEFR0G's next band is Deranged Bum (@defrog.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
("Media outlets across east Asia were reporting that Cheung, who had just finished her A-levels, had been declared a threat to national security by officials in Hong Kong. There was an offer of HK$1m (£94,000) to anyone who could assist in her arrest or capture.")





















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(Apparently there's trivial security, video coverage at these airports)







Pardon my world-historical ignorance but I didn’t know until reading the newspaper this morning that the name of Pakistan is an acronym.

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— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) August 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
















This is a really funny way of twisting "the third relaunch in 14 years."

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— Frank Cifaldi (@frankcifaldi.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
























@aheduh Don’t order a salad on vacation 🫠 #hiltoncancun ♬ ECE Marketing Airball - EC Equine Marketing








@notabuschhh never know what this dogs next move is #fyp #morningwalk #rhodesianridgeback ♬ original sound - Shelby Willis








@shannon_not_so_bland Beautiful beach, but if you bring food, it ain’t your food no more lol #tbt #assateagueisland #easternshore #maryand ♬ Who We Be - DMX








@frankthechichii When you get back off your holiday and the diet starts 🤣 #smalldogsoftitok #chihuahua #dogsoftiktok #dogstiktok #funnydogsoftiktok #fyp #dogtok #chihuahuasoftiktok #chihuahuastiktok ♬ Dont cry The Rock - Be yourself 🫶








@mamaof308 #graduation #proudmom #funny ♬ original sound - Mamaof3




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