Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.
— Annie Wu (@anniewu.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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did they do this on purpose
— Annie Wu (@anniewu.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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and there's enough footage of USAF special forces blasting basiji on the ground and drone strikes on "military age males" that the sizzle reel Trump gets every day will look cool but this is going to be spun as a reason FOR doing the uranium heist, not a lesson against it.
— A-100 gecs (@PinstripeBungle) April 5, 2026
With the desert air strip used in the rescue being this close to Isfahan, seems likely JSOC repurposed the one they’d been planning on using for the highly enriched uranium raid if ordered. Safe to say these events drastically decrease the odds of the JSOC HEU mission taking place.
— Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Nobody in the IR ever conceived of fighting people more fanatical and insane than them
— Mihnea/𒈪𒄴𒉈𒀀 (@Miyhnea) April 5, 2026
Good luck trying to predict anythingSaw quite a few Ashura processions to know that acting as a lunatic to scare people who are raised to act as a lunatics, might not be a best idea… pic.twitter.com/EIST6bbYte
— Intel Takes (@inteltakes) April 5, 2026
what the US government wants more than anything is to splice together footage of them nuking iran with clips from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
— Kate Barrett (@thewaether.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
‘The frontline is like Terminator’: fighting robots give Ukraine hope in war with Russia www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
— Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) April 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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In Texas, INL led a joint exchange with @DEAHQ and Ukrainian experts to build and test drones and share rapidly evolving drone tactics. This frontline partnership helps U.S. law enforcement stay ahead of cartel and criminal drone use in our hemisphere and protect Americans. pic.twitter.com/M1pC0d9C0V
— US Dept of State INL (@StateINL) April 3, 2026
(Owner says the software waon;t let him charge more, and because of the remoteness of the station he actually loses money)Gas is $10 a gallon at a Big Sur station. The owner explains why his prices can't go higher - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/QcY2lgUGJg
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) April 4, 2026
(The local Costco gets noticeably busier when the cost of gas rises)Talking to a neighbour about frightening price of fuel as now at £1.92 a litre for diesel locally.
— Kieran Maguire (@KieranMaguire) April 4, 2026
He said he doesn’t see what all the fuss is about as he only ever puts £30 in so the price has not gone up for him.
I decided to make my excuses and leave the conversation
Under L.A. mayor's $300-million homeless program, 40% have returned to the street - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/xd8Iu2gdEp
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) April 5, 2026
Listening in to the live Artemis II feed. I love the way they talk about everything (jargon, acronyms, plaing English) . Like a bit ago, an astronaut was talking emotionally about how beautiful the views were of the approaching moon, and Houston's CapCom person responded plainly “Copy. Moon joy.”
— Alan Taylor (@kokogiak.bsky.social) April 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Premier League clubs facing £80m shirt sponsor void amid gambling ban. Brentford agree reduced deal with Indeed, with Fulham and Everton to follow, but nine clubs currently without a shirt sponsor for next season. | The Guardian https://t.co/mqPnZMwisr
— Matt Hughes (@MattHughesMedia) April 5, 2026
LAT's writeupAquà vemos un turno de Shoei Ohtani siendo ponchado por Gus Varland el dÃa de ayer 3 de abril. Algo normal de un juego de béisbol.
— Bill 👽 (@itsbillnasty) April 4, 2026
Lo que pasaron por desapercibido del momento, es el reencuentro. Ohtani ayudó a salvar la vida de la madre de Gus Varland, su ex compañero de… pic.twitter.com/n6Y1IacF8Q
(They should have kept him a toddler)Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million
— The Onion (@theonion.com) April 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I will never write anything as funny as this headline
— Zoe Tunnell (@zoewithasword.bsky.social) March 22, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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@catalinacrew ABANDONED CALIFORNIA BOAT EPIDEMIC! #boat #abandoned #boat #salvage #help ♬ Abandoned - Rod Wave
@that_girl_edda Absolute chaos🤪 #chiuhuahuasoftiktok #dogsoftikok #seniordog #chaos #funny ♬ IM FAST AS FUCK BOI - doaflip_family
@sunny_acres_regen_farm Works like a charm
♬ Let's Get It Started - Spike Mix - The Black Eyed Peas
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