Monday, April 27, 2026

Today's news and jokes

The crowd's reaction when he headbutts him on the sideline





russian Afrikan Corps is taking heavy losses in Mali. Interestingly on the ground sources claim Ukrainian participants. I would insert some doubt but who knows

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— Sven-Erik Volberg (@volberg.bsky.social) April 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM

In 2022 Russian propagandists tried to explain away defeats at the hands of supposedly inferior Ukrainians by claiming they were Americans instead. In 2026 Russian propagandists try to explain away defeats at the hands of supposedly inferior Tuaregs by claiming they are Ukrainians instead.

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— Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 8:27 AM

Exposed: How Ukrainian wheat stolen by Russia is smuggled to Israel. My investigation, with the fab @yoruk.bsky.social , reveals how grain stolen from occupied Ukrainian territory has been sold to Israel. Profits from the shady operation are financing Putin's war www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

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— Avi Scharf (@avischarf.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
(There was a mass shooting in Indiana yesterday, "All victims were women")
@kennethmejiala SOMEONE FROM MONTANA IS SPENDING $2.5 MILLION TO OUST ME AS LA CITY CONTROLLER! 😱 We always knew our opponent was going to buy this election to win but this is on another level! Donate to our campaign to help us remain as your independent City Controller, accountable to YOU, the PEOPLE! Mejiaforcontroller.com #kennethmejia #losangeles #citycontroller #billionaire #radford ♬ Jazz Hip Hop in the early 90's(219692) - TOKYO Lonesome Blue
@evanwatsonnews Confidential negotiations, division among council members - there are serious questions about Portland’s role in a planned $600 million Moda Center renovation. #portland #blazers #modacenter #kgw ♬ original sound - Evan Watson

It is my position that elected officials should not enter into NDAs either through direct signature or by honoring the non-disclosure commitments of a master NDA. The point of an NDA is to keep details secret, which is the opposite of what we should be doing with this project.

— Mitch Green (@councilorgreen.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM

no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is

— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM








Sherlock Holmes: I can deduce from the spotless condition of this man’s shoes that he has recently visited a cobbler whereas our killer is a notorious spendthrift, ergo this isn’t our man, Watson! Bartender: Is your friend alright? Watson: he’s, uh (holmes is injecting cocaine) … he’s autistic

— AYolland (@ayolland.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM








I wonder if Luthen and Kleia decorate the shop for Life Day

— Ken Lowery (@kenlowery.bsky.social) December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM








@ammack2007 He has to be a part of everything. #pitbullsoftiktok #rescuedog #workfromhome #bestcoworkers #boydogs ♬ awww so cute - Cherri ⁉️




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