Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Today's news and jokes



(Allegedly)





("Citi analysts said Brent prices could reach $150 per barrel if oil flows remain disrupted through the end of June")



What architectural modifications to the White House would open the Strait of Hormuz and/or release the remaining Epstein files?

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 7:37 AM
("Trump’s top allies are pushing for Congress to fund a costly White House ballroom")

This Wall Street Journal headline might be the thing that breaks me

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— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 7:38 AM
















"Ms. Gilbert-Soto, 32, describes herself on Instagram as a 'holistic health coach' and a 'clean meat enthusiast.' She, like Mr. Brin, regularly attends Burning Man, and she appeared on a season of 'Vanderpump Rules.'” Love to encounter new California Nightmare People. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/u...

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— David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
("he has spent $57 million to try to undercut the measure...Brin began dating her after divorcing from Nicole Shanahan, who served in 2024 as Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s running mate")















One of the greatest headlines ever made

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— Harper (@harlander.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
(Seattle's mayor)







There's an active shooter/mass casualty drill at the Getty Center today. "Those nearby may see a large emergency presence, including helicopters and drones." Via @urcella.bsky.social lafd.org/alert/traini...

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 9:02 AM
(Did this get coverage?)







("student-athletes who wager on their own games or on other sports at their own schools" face "permanent loss of collegiate eligibility in all sports.")(His"transfer to Texas Tech this offseason positioned him as one of the faces of the sport for 2026, as he was No. 1 in ESPN's transfer portal rankings...He projects as one of the highest-paid players in college football, as ESPN has reported he was in line to make more than $5 million this year")

















hell of a play by them for this alley oop

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
(Thiero was their only draft pick this year, played very little)







(He went from being a potential all-nba players this season, to benched at the close of a must win)







(From what I could tell, sold out right away, so they made it hard to find)















Sorry this one took awhile because it's a FULL edited playthrough of Fallout 2 with LOW intelligence! Support on this one will mean a tonne because it was a long video to put together but it turned into a bangin' one 🙏 youtu.be/UU9_fGMd7bQ?...

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— Micky D 🏳️‍⚧️ (@mickyde.bsky.social) April 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
(Didn't watch, but loved the game, love the idea)







love having to click three times in every search box everywhere to actually be able to type something

— Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM








I believe you mean “so badly”

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— Stella Sacco (@antlervel.vet) April 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM








we all got jumanjied into monopoly

— ceej (@ceej.online) April 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM








@engindanisman Catch happiness🥰 #wildlife #fypシ゚ #viraltiktok #littledonkey #cute ♬ orijinal ses - engin danışman




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