A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
— Owls in Towels (@owls-in-towels.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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NYT has a long write-upThese are the people who are always forgotten: the seafarers from India, the Philippines and other countries who we rely on to take goods around the world, but are underpaid and frequently abandoned at sea. https://t.co/HOEEN4GKQK
— Lindsey Hilsum (@lindseyhilsum) April 1, 2026
The @USAO_LosAngeles lost another assault on a federal officer case. Video captured Luis Hipolito punching an ICE officer in the face, which his attorneys argued was in self defense.
— Brittny Mejia (@brittny_mejia) April 1, 2026
Prosecutors haven’t won a single assault case they’ve taken to trialhttps://t.co/piKtxJkLM9
(FWIW--I guess it's a function of newspapers disappearing, but I didn't see this written up by almost anyone else; the article suggests the previous secretary of homeland security was protecting him)EXCLUSIVE — Border Patrol chief Michael Banks hit with prostitution allegations by agents https://t.co/F86zFkYr8E
— Anna Giaritelli (@Anna_Giaritelli) April 1, 2026
🚨EXC: The captain of one of Britain’s nuclear-armed submarines has stepped back from his role this week after being investigated over his relationship with Joani Reid, the Labour MP whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for Chinahttps://t.co/XRHR0poRhU
— Lucy Fisher (@LOS_Fisher) March 31, 2026
("A source close to her told the Times that claims she had been reported because of national security concerns were “opportunistic hypocrisy, as shown by the nearly a year gap between the events and the report”, adding: “many of the male MPs attending had plenty to drink, too, but only the woman is reported. Not hard to see what the real force behind this is.”)Unbelievably, the Times and Financial Times stories about Joani Reid's connection to naval officers are about TWO DIFFERENT INDIVIDUALS.
— Luke de Pulford (@lukedepulford) April 1, 2026
To be clear: it's alleged that she was inappropriately close to TWO naval officers with connections to UK nuclear programme. 🤯 https://t.co/VhYnMo5kCE
China's first 7-tonne-class fixed-wing cargo unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV), Changying-8, successfully completed its maiden flight at an airport in Zhengzhou, central China's Henan Province, on Tuesday.
— China Science (@ChinaScience) March 31, 2026
The UAV has an ultra-large cargo compartment with a volume of 18 cubic… pic.twitter.com/YtNOOja5HM
You’ve just picked up your sleeping pills at the pharmacy when ping! - you receive a message on your phone. It’s the police, sending you a notice about your driver’s license being canceled.
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) March 31, 2026
This scenario has been sparking widespread discussion on Chinese social media after a… pic.twitter.com/QniwYOzXxZ
anyway here’s @greatdismal.bsky.social in 2011 in Zero History describing the obsession with tactical clothing as a fetishized pursuit in a way that perfectly nails the combat cosplay of modern day ICE and BPD
— Jesse Raub (@jesseraub.online) March 28, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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(This guy cranks out one story after another)Four weeks ago I asked billionaire Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital if they'd been issuing fake electrical safety papers to their tenants. Why? Because when we went door-to-door, we kept noticing the paperwork was curiously identical. And tenants said they'd never seen an electrician. Little thread:
— Jim Waterson (@jim.londoncentric.media) April 1, 2026 at 10:25 AM
(McVay missed/skipped it too)New Browns head coach Todd Monken says he missed the NFL's annual coaches' photo Monday because he was getting a haircut ... for the coaches' photo 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/kDcSguECRU
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) March 31, 2026
I HAVE SEEN THE CHARLES BARKLEY BLIMP pic.twitter.com/PwqkIKOqSu
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) March 28, 2026
AD: “I’ll see y’all boys soon” 💜💛 https://t.co/miwqmzyp3o pic.twitter.com/PO9IJYO3gS
— Lakers All Day Everyday (@LADEig) March 31, 2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
— Gretchen McCulloch (@gretchenmcculloch.com) March 22, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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it's the duty of every tv and comic series to absolutely flop the ending so that we move on as quickly as possible
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Thinking about the Zamboni watch pic.twitter.com/hrthBj2n4e
— Blake R. Weiner (@BlakeWeiner) March 21, 2026
@postramenclarity my old man
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