Our preparation continues π§± pic.twitter.com/opodhhB4b4
— Roland-Garros (@rolandgarros) April 22, 2026
Friday, April 24, 2026
Artistic photos of the Roland-Garros clay courts being prepared
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Naomi Osaka's beribboned outfit today
Naomi Osaka’s custom AMBUSH x Nike Tennis outfit was designed by Yoon and inspired by their shared Japanese heritage π―π΅πΎ✨ @naomiosaka @YOON_AMBUSH https://t.co/inJZkxXRnf pic.twitter.com/6HZJdivwrG
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) August 27, 2024
The Osaka outfit. pic.twitter.com/OtWutDMIWw
— Tennis Panorama News (@TennisNewsTPN) August 27, 2024
Naomi Osaka keeps changing the game pic.twitter.com/yqVpVZlnI6
— Bastien Fachan (@BastienFachan) August 27, 2024
It was fun watching her disrobe in stages from the full getup to see which parts she'd actually play in:
Bowing to the Queen of Fashion, @naomiosaka π pic.twitter.com/7ngPZLOFdE
— US Open Tennis (@usopen) August 27, 2024
Naomi Osaka captures the first set over No. 10 seed Ostapenko! pic.twitter.com/0D67S6LNdB
— US Open Tennis (@usopen) August 27, 2024
Tuesday, August 20, 2024
Men's tennis number one player tested positive twice for an anabolic steroid, will forfeit $325,000, but won't be banned
The theory is someone using the banned substance was giving him a lot of massages, thereby passing on the banned substance "transdermally."
An independent panel held a hearing on Aug. 15 and "determined a finding of No Fault or Negligence applied in the case, resulting in no period of ineligibility," according to the ITIA.
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He will, however, lose the $325,000 and 400 points that he had earned at the tournament in Indian Wells.
FWIW, a substack article from May:
Over the past decade the drug has resurfaced in Italian football and across Italy’s wider sporting landscape. Between 2019 and 2023, 38 Italian athletes have tested positive for clostebol despite the fact it is scarcely produced in oral or injectable form by pharmaceutical companies
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If an athlete handles the cream, even in applying it to another individual, then they can risk testing positive. This has been one of the common defences used in Clostebol cases.
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It remains bewildering, however, that Italy’s athletes are missing the warning sign printed on clostebol creams and sprays in Italy, which clearly states that the product contains ‘doping’ substances.
Friday, May 10, 2024
Heavy water bottle fell and hit Djokovic in the head while he was greeting fans
The @InteBNLdItalia team showcases a video showing that the Djokovic case was ‘’an accident’. #Djokovic pic.twitter.com/IX6T4ihEVK
— Tennis Majors (@Tennis_Majors) May 10, 2024
Il y a quand mΓͺme des enculΓ©s sur Terre...
— Martinho (@DelMartin0) May 10, 2024
Stay strong Novak πͺπ₯#Djokovic #IBI24 #ATPRome pic.twitter.com/OLRWJYWfB7
Thank you for the messages of concern. This was an accident and I am fine resting at the hotel with an ice pack. See you all on Sunday. #IBI24
— Novak Djokovic (@DjokerNole) May 10, 2024
Monday, January 24, 2022
Photos of tennis players and their shadows (plus frolicking in a room full of giant skulls)
Also, not photoshopped:
Friday, June 4, 2021
Russian tennis player arrested in Paris for alleged match-fixing
The arrest relates to last year’s tournament when bookmakers issued alerts for abnormal betting patterns during [her] first-round women’s doubles match . . . .
During that encounter, hundreds of thousands of euros were reportedly wagered on a break of serve at 2-2 in set two. [She] was culpable for three of the points conceded during her service game, including two double faults as she lost her serve to love.
Thursday, May 7, 2020
Brett Favre says he will repay the "$1.1 million in welfare money that he received for multiple speeches where he did not show up"
In an audit, White said his employees identified $94 million in questionable spending by the agency, including payments for sports activities with no clear connection to helping needy people in one of the poorest states of the U.S.In other famous athlete news:
The audit was released months after a former Human Services director and five other people were indicted on state charges of embezzling about $4 million. They have pleaded not guilty and are awaiting trial in what White has called one of Mississippi’s largest public corruption cases in decades.
Undaunted, ATP #1 Novak Djokovic continues to give his big platform over to some truly nutty pseudoscience blabber.— Ben Rothenberg (@BenRothenberg) May 7, 2020
Not as potentially dangerous as being anti-vaccines, but NO, you cannot change the molecular structure of water with your emotions, ffs.pic.twitter.com/BHzjOLe4r9
And here’s the part where Djokovic’s channel turns into an overt snake oil sales pitch for this guy’s magic potion (which tastes great with coffee!). pic.twitter.com/n7mTNoKxhZ— Ben Rothenberg (@BenRothenberg) May 7, 2020
Monday, January 20, 2020
Class struggle at the Australian Open
So this is the moment where Elliot Benchetrit asks the ballkid to peel his banana. I’m glad the umpire (John Blom) stepped in and told him off. pic.twitter.com/TK1GET68pG— Alex Theodoridis (@AlexTheodorid1s) January 19, 2020
So Benchetrit wrote on Twitter that #Bananagate is only a 10-second video and that it doesn’t show the whole situation.— Alex Theodoridis (@AlexTheodorid1s) January 20, 2020
Well, below is the entire sequence (33 sec) which shows exactly what happened. The blaming-social-media-card is not gonna work... https://t.co/RGmIJYz2cE
And more tennis news:
Did you see what he looked like walking onto court? pic.twitter.com/YQIlbU0NYD— Lisa Nham (@lisa_nham) January 20, 2020
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Ten funny tweets
Ruuxa, a cheetah, and Raina, a Rhodesian Ridgeback, have been together at San Diego Zoo since 2014.— Erin (@erinruberry) July 2, 2019
When Ruuxa had surgery, Raina cried until she was allowed in to snuggle with her BFF.https://t.co/B0FYaMCs0U pic.twitter.com/hUU7uB8yZe
THERE ARE CLEARLY TWO pic.twitter.com/Gtbok0GJvp— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) July 13, 2019
Ppl want to storm #Area51 but can't control the neighborhood kids with Roman candles attached to they drones pic.twitter.com/vU0f0HiYLH— John (@_John_83) July 12, 2019
Update: A month and a half in this poster still makes me laugh every day. IT’S NOT ABOUT WHALES. pic.twitter.com/cL8J59mBaE— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) July 12, 2019
My Maya timeline when I'm looking for that perfect idle pose pic.twitter.com/BwTm9GRYhw— Darren R π¨π±π΅ππ» (@Doom_Squid) July 12, 2019
- “What The Pitta”.— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) July 12, 2019
- Sorry?
- “What The Pitta”.
- Okay. How does that work?
- Well, it’s a play on words.
- What’s it a play on?
- “What The Fuck”?
- I’m not sure that’s what a play on words is.
- Well, What would you call it?
- I don’t know. “I Pitta The Fool”?
- What? pic.twitter.com/9eR9Hs77zQ
today is the anniversary that colonel sanders shot a guy to become the king of kentucky gas station chicken pic.twitter.com/5okeOMmhFr— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) July 11, 2019
When you call in sick because you're not missing a Federer & Nadal semifinal pic.twitter.com/FtvmonfqTy— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) July 12, 2019
ESCAPE ARTIST: A shellfish caught by a Japanese fisherman wasn’t quite what they expected. https://t.co/471dDTB801 pic.twitter.com/X2dYYTb06e— ABC News (@ABC) July 12, 2019
I've never been more invested in a random internet cat succeeding pic.twitter.com/hB1fxtzZOO— Jen Gentleman πΊ (@JenMsft) July 10, 2019
*More funny posts.
Monday, May 20, 2019
Sunday, January 27, 2019
Rose Byrne locked in at the Australian Open
This is one point and this woman is riding the roller coaster pic.twitter.com/uq7SMV0BMG— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 27, 2019
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Ten funny tweets
An English manor mystery but everyone staying in the house is a scientist and you have to figure out who was the reviewer who rejected your paper— Caroline Bartman (@Caroline_Bartma) September 7, 2018
From Walmart: pic.twitter.com/tZ07oD98te— Tianyu M. Fang (@tianyuf) September 8, 2018
I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.— π»π» (@crystal_queer1) September 8, 2018
This video is even better if you imagine it's being filmed by a mouse with an iPhone. pic.twitter.com/ub56xGRWEr— cluedont (@cluedont) September 9, 2018
Just lied four times to my massage therapist.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 8, 2018
FIRST LOOK: Up close of @CameronNewton’s pregame Under Armour cleats for game against Dallas today. pic.twitter.com/O68yeixosP— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 9, 2018
Congrats to Naomi Osaka! I can’t stop laughing at this though #USOpen pic.twitter.com/Kl3HuMbTJY— surfer808 (@mssurfer808) September 8, 2018
The pettiest thing Elizabeth I ever did in a life completely devoted to pettiness was to take a set of pearls from Mary Queen of Scots after having her beheaded, and then claiming she was wearing them to “honour” her cousin pic.twitter.com/xYNZNd7Znn— Anne ThΓ©riault (@anne_theriault) September 11, 2018
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
My son had to take our cat to the vet and was too embarrassed to say the cat's name was Pablo Purrcasso and he just said the cat's name was Greg.— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) June 25, 2018









