An English manor mystery but everyone staying in the house is a scientist and you have to figure out who was the reviewer who rejected your paper— Caroline Bartman (@Caroline_Bartma) September 7, 2018
From Walmart: pic.twitter.com/tZ07oD98te— Tianyu M. Fang (@tianyuf) September 8, 2018
I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.— 🌻🌻 (@crystal_queer1) September 8, 2018
This video is even better if you imagine it's being filmed by a mouse with an iPhone. pic.twitter.com/ub56xGRWEr— cluedont (@cluedont) September 9, 2018
Just lied four times to my massage therapist.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 8, 2018
FIRST LOOK: Up close of @CameronNewton’s pregame Under Armour cleats for game against Dallas today. pic.twitter.com/O68yeixosP— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 9, 2018
Congrats to Naomi Osaka! I can’t stop laughing at this though #USOpen pic.twitter.com/Kl3HuMbTJY— surfer808 (@mssurfer808) September 8, 2018
The pettiest thing Elizabeth I ever did in a life completely devoted to pettiness was to take a set of pearls from Mary Queen of Scots after having her beheaded, and then claiming she was wearing them to “honour” her cousin pic.twitter.com/xYNZNd7Znn— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 11, 2018
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
My son had to take our cat to the vet and was too embarrassed to say the cat's name was Pablo Purrcasso and he just said the cat's name was Greg.— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) June 25, 2018