TIL ‘Quaalude’ is a portmanteau pic.twitter.com/uTcum4maWw— The Allusionist (@AllusionistShow) March 10, 2019
People always lose their shit when I tell them that ‘velcro’ is a #portmanteau of velvet and crochet. Thank you and goodnight. https://t.co/PTsl24qVwI— The Allusionist (@AllusionistShow) March 11, 2019
JASON STATHAM'S BIG VACATION is a free roleplaying game about trying to make sure that Jason Statham has a nice time on his holidays despite the efforts of a vengeful sniper. Get the pdf here: https://t.co/ehf1qyDNXZ pic.twitter.com/RdWpPKs56s— Grant Howitt (@gshowitt) April 23, 2018
Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "Peepo" for the last 30 years of your life— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 23, 2019
Sometimes, #DnD rules feel like an odd way to resolve situations. Imagine #IfLifeHadRolls:— Idle Fantasy (@IdleFantasyPod) February 22, 2019
I’m gonna feed my cat
*rolls D20*
20: Cat says “Thank you” and starts granting wishes.
1: Cat chokes and explodes for 4d8 fire damage. Also Dad is dead.
Accidentally got lost in Geological Formation Wikipedia, and wow, these are some sentences. "If the inselberg is dome-shaped and formed from granite or gneiss, it can also be called a bornhardt, though not all bornhardts are inselbergs."— Holly Gramazio (@hollygramazio) February 22, 2019
Good morning twitter. I leave you with this video pic.twitter.com/xsREiODIc0— The Friendly Asshole (@FriendlyAssh0le) February 21, 2019
THE MUMMY (1999) is a perfect movie, but it could have been improved by an R&B credits theme called like “Wrapping You Up (With My Love)”— chris person (@Papapishu) February 23, 2019
Who said librarians don't have a sense of humor? pic.twitter.com/I2pj8IPPky— #BookLovers 📚 (@BookChat_) February 23, 2019
Hey @CitiBikeNYC! I raced over to the rack by my house, hopeful to grab the one CitiBike that was there. It has literally just been fished out of the river. It is held together with rust and barnacles. 73rd and Riverside. 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/AgFrBJc1TV— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) February 23, 2019
Tryna figure out the heating remote and used a translate app. Look at the bottom right button.— numbertheory (@numbertheory666) February 24, 2019
??? pic.twitter.com/Z0AUeAWXZu
Steve Kerr is the last to notice Dray go down right in front of him (r @30HomeGames) pic.twitter.com/lQfd1TgzNQ— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 24, 2019
brain: ok, put it away. you're not going to write 60,000 words in a weekend.— Premee (@premeesaurus) March 25, 2018
me: i might.
brain: you're tired. work on it tomorrow.
me: i'm NOT TIRED
brain: you just forgot the word for paragraph and wrote 'sentence house'
Gibson studied countless flash cards made by his wife. He also annotated his copy of the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary. Here’s what it looks like. pic.twitter.com/hDUAZINdCO— Stefan Fatsis (@stefanfatsis) March 7, 2018
“The best pun I heard during the course of writing the book was: ‘I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom,'” Joe told me. “The worst pun I heard was: ‘If steaks can’t satisfy you, can ribs?’ where the words ‘Can ribs’ were somehow supposed to form a pun on ‘Cribs.’ This was 15 minutes into a pun duel about furniture and all the good puns were taken, but stillHis book is available at Amazon.
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Lots of Americans quietly love puns but either don’t realize it or are ashamed to admit it.