This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑 https://t.co/V6VLAoUrdL pic.twitter.com/G0UQ9upbQK
— U.S. Department of the Interior (@Interior) September 30, 2026
In 2007, rangers weren’t sure Backpack would survive a major leg injury.
— Zabie Elmgren (@zabie_e) September 30, 2026
19 years later, he’s 2026 Fat Bear Week champ.
Never let anyone tell you your dreams are too big. https://t.co/O10pmOsxkD
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top." pic.twitter.com/d9AT2be3Ss
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 30, 2026
(So is the vision that college will be for pretty nepos majoring in Influencer, and all other jobs (except servant) will be done by AI? And the military will be reduced to crossfitting white men on peptides, and everything else done by AI?)The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
— TechCrunch (@techcrunch.com) September 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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They had very clearly lined up the media machine to run with the "scoop"NEW: Eric Schmitt’s general counsel Ethan Harper was expected to join the White House Staff Secretary’s office next week but the move’s now in doubt after yesterday’s Jack Smith hearing. Harper was the one holding up the board behind Schmitt. https://t.co/Z0Gctnnm4v
— Sophia Cai (@SophiaCai99) September 30, 2026
Scoop: Congressional staffers planned official trip with luxury stops in Italy and France 2 weeks before election
— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) September 30, 2026
The weeklong bipartisan trip — which included visits to a Ferrari factory, luxury brands in Milan or Florence & day trips to the Champagne wine region — was to be…
This appears to be the reason for the Fetterman emails through Parler.
— Alex Kaplan (@alkapdc.bsky.social) September 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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Bruh she got the bills hoodie on she running for Senate lmao https://t.co/sewHheWIgt
— Evil Man (@evilkaratesk8er) September 28, 2026
("“Champagne and Shackles,” in which a female and male student are zip-tied together and told to finish a bottle of champagne before being freed...she has long worried about the practice of fraternity brothers putting away the phones of inebriated women attending their parties") ("DA in Cornell University case says he never saw transcript of campus police interview with alleged rape victim...."Nobody knows this information about the transcript and that gives me something to really dig into because that changes the landscape for me"")("Cornell Releases FAQ on Alleged Chi Phi Gang Rape, Contradicts D.A.")I talked with students around Cornell today. At one gathering, fraternity members processed why no members of a group chat intervened as the alleged assault unfolded. And students questioned how to change old social traditions, like "Champagne & Shackles" https://t.co/dWbMTTQDnj
— Emma Goldberg (@emmabgo) September 30, 2026
Obsessed with the O. Henry story of the president of the Martha's Vineyard Hunt Club, who has been tasked by the state to increase the winter deer hunt by like 5x this year in order to cut down on ticks... who has alpha-gal himself and can't eat meat https://t.co/dcgqkt5a4G pic.twitter.com/5wRovaTMWx
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) September 28, 2026
Whatever else he might do in the next few hours, fantastic news that Gavin Newsom signed this bill to support local journalism. www.latimes.com/california/s...
— Sammy Roth (@sammyroth.bsky.social) September 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Why I laughed at all the LA folks posting about being happy fall is here. Fall starts in November out here bruh haha https://t.co/E51fTbTYgU
— Nate Jones (@JonesOnTheNBA) September 29, 2026
More appealing than daytrading at leastI’m just gonna put this on the awareness board for the locals now, so that the 34,000+ Starbase construction workers can’t blame me for the lack of it in the future… RV LOTS. This is a legitimate investment opportunity for anyone wanting to capitalize on the $100B Spaceport… pic.twitter.com/Gwk6qOzXLY
— Coastal (@thelacoast) September 27, 2026
Here is the play in question https://t.co/Bi3NleTW7L pic.twitter.com/VSqhY4Yaky
— Matt Vierling Visionary (@EddyFan410) September 29, 2026
There’s 19,000 people watching Mike Tomlin explain this right now 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yJYET47UCg
— PickensBurgh 🫡 (@PickensBurgh) October 1, 2026
He built a CVS????
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) September 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone. And I wasn’t in trouble😭😭😭 https://t.co/sVMg1SqxCs
— Mayce Tomlin (@maycetomlin) October 1, 2026
Absolutely perfect https://t.co/CIJO87pO16 pic.twitter.com/qiqmYtc1d7
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 29, 2026
They look incredibly stupid, AND OJ was "the juice." Trojan imagery not cool enough?LANNING TAKES AIM AT USC’S JUICE BOXES.
— Trojans Zone (@TrojansZone) September 29, 2026
Before Oregon’s matchup with #USC, Ducks HC Dan Lanning took aim at the Trojans’ sideline Juice Boxes during a team meeting:
“It’s a fake energy. It ain’t real.”
🎥: @oregonfootball pic.twitter.com/PNZD3jCXAw
A couple dressed as Mike Ditka and Ben Johnson share a kiss #bears pic.twitter.com/eWM1n12V4u
— Colin (@ufcolin) September 29, 2026
For those here from the Mike Ditka and Ben Johnson kissing video- WE JUST GOT ENAGAGED! 🧡💙🐻⬇️🏈 #beardown #benjohnson #mikeditka #engaged pic.twitter.com/DKz5QtzU09
— MeganAshleyBrown (@MeganAshlyBrown) September 29, 2026
(I didn't watch)Dude i’m cryingg lmaoooo https://t.co/5XNq9UitO5 pic.twitter.com/X6A54DDVRa
— stephortless 💎 (@destrphforless) September 30, 2026
メキシコ入りの時リヴモーガンだけ大ブーイング(本人ノリノリ)でおもろかった https://t.co/wiYaBtASi5 pic.twitter.com/fNdvimxY1M
— ねんねすー (@bangformyv) September 18, 2026
EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK - Liminal horror movie THE POOLROOMS is releasing December 25.
— Bloody Disgusting (@BDisgusting) September 29, 2026
Follows a teen trapped inside an impossible aquatic structure filled with endless swimming pools, towering waterslides, hidden chambers & mysterious passageways that seem to stretch on forever. pic.twitter.com/b1l1LfrqXc
Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register
— Rhine Stoned Cowboy (@BisqueBoi) August 25, 2026
My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.
— Fav (@Favwontmiss) August 26, 2026
This is my favorite deli sign because the second panel is usually blocked pic.twitter.com/wFsW2SMCyw
— Sam Biederman (@Biedersam) August 26, 2026
my love life is a cartoon pic.twitter.com/eT1m3RDj4Y
— Kim Kevorkian (@chrisrthem) August 27, 2026
@meandmyshihs Frankie is NOT having it #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #shihtzu ♬ Jelly Fish Jam - Da Fokin
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