also the funny thing about childhood is that the memories which fuck you up are often quite arbitrary. you might spend all this time trying to protect your kid from naughty films and then the thing that gives them nightmares is seeing a fox with three legs or a weird ad for mayo
— Aisling McCrea (@ambientGillian) May 25, 2021
Monday, May 31, 2021
Today's funny posts
The power of color vs. black and white
this picture of the three stooges at yellowstone in 1969 is fucking me up pic.twitter.com/STDducTbFC
— Kyle Cheromcha (@cheromcha) May 28, 2021
The black and white photos of this school in all these articles is misleading. This school closed in 1978. It was closed after Star Wars was released. https://t.co/cilUPWygWs
— Beefy Trendsetter (@JohnnyBarnstorm) May 29, 2021
Frog is doing his best; Creating an insect hotel; Bugs in amber
man... pic.twitter.com/siK9OythAB
— lyssa sue (@pineconeinmyass) April 4, 2021
The side entrance to my lab building has been bricked up for decades. The grounds keepers recently converted it to a stunning insect hotel. pic.twitter.com/VgHQuFhS4j
— Geoff McFadden (@McfaddenGeoff) May 20, 2021
A metaphor for every "modular" product everhttps://t.co/8oM1yuUHEF pic.twitter.com/ePihLQd0W9
— Chris Anderson (@chr1sa) May 22, 2021
Sunday, May 30, 2021
A 1988 article about David Schwimmer's mom, one of Los Angeles's "most powerful family-law attorneys"
LAT:
Arlene Colman-Schwimmer, 47, is one of the few women in this elite crowd. The Brooklyn-born daughter of a cabdriver and a seamstress, she’s a street fighter with the tenacity of a pit bull. Though many of her fellow lawyers aren’t particularly enamored of her sometimes obnoxious and often outrageous tactics, she is accorded at least a grudging respect by those who come in contact with her. A few days in Colman--Schwimmer’s life is a crash course in the real game of L.A. Law--divorce division.
Today's funny posts
Jennifer Connelly and Ludo (Rob Mills/Ron Mueck) taking a break from filming Labyrinth. pic.twitter.com/7Kt2o2BNki
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) May 26, 2021
I can't fathom how the phone was with her, this was at least 6 months after it had been banned from all airlines. She was like "I have a new phone anyway, but I use it for photos so I'd like to get those" I was like ma'am our fire department has to contain and destroy your phone
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 25, 2021
Say It Ain't So, Crime Dog!https://t.co/7JKQA10I3n https://t.co/zvNjCJKzqI pic.twitter.com/3o4TTqStt0
— BreakingT (@BreakingT) May 25, 2021
This was actually an idea we had for harm reduction at events! Get the most common ♀️♂️ names and flash "drink water Kevin" and "Jessica, drink water" for one frame out of every few minutes of VJ stuff.
— Terry Gotham (@TerryGotham) May 22, 2021
Jordan Greenway whacked Jonathan Marchessault's stick over the glass and out of the rink pic.twitter.com/OY3wdt9PS0
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) May 25, 2021
Usually I hate gender reveals but this one is straight🔥pic.twitter.com/Es2vi3yTrr
— Naofumi Iwatana (@ShieldHero85) May 22, 2021
E2 🚨 • A completely unnecessary throw, on ball four pic.twitter.com/lDlQI7pxEP
— MLB Errors (@mlberrors) May 29, 2021
if the gossip girl reboot doesn’t have a scene as chaotic as the thanksgiving scene, i don’t want it. pic.twitter.com/uKiUnkmuba
— chu (@chuuzus) May 28, 2021
the thiccest chicks here in Twitch's new hot tub category pic.twitter.com/sd5PiZLKve
— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) May 24, 2021
My dog figured out that I’ve been hiding an allergy pill in his breakfast, and leaves it defiantly on the floor. So I started hiding TWO pills in there. He only ever finds the one. HAHAHA YOU GOT PLAYED MY MAN enjoy not having allergies lol pic.twitter.com/PMYyeYSfDI
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) May 27, 2021
*More funny posts.
Steel plant from above; Photosynthesis looks happy; Did it feel like The Mandalorian season 2 was primarily about creating spinoffs?
a different perspective pic.twitter.com/uEpeo9li6g
— Adam J Calhoun (@neuroecology) May 23, 2021
Thread 1/6. The origin of this image of marram grass taken in 1984: when I joined Durham (UK) university they had a Leitz fluorescence microscope, with every accessory, including a Leica 3 camera. It must have cost a fortune but no one ever used it. pic.twitter.com/2hsCUdjgGp
— Phil Gates (@WeardaleDiary) May 24, 2021
Fennec Shand was designed for #TheBadBatch months before she debuted in the Mandalorian. That’s crazy pic.twitter.com/6ANjsF4qAy
— Jack Morelli (@JackMorelli13) May 24, 2021
Uma Thurman’s mother Nena Von Schlebrügge, 1960s.
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) May 24, 2021
Photo by Norman Parkinson. pic.twitter.com/kNRhYCIKo4
My heart goes out to all the producers and editors who had to deliver a vertical cut to quibi that will now never see the light of day
— Sachi Ezura (@misstrionics) May 25, 2021