also the funny thing about childhood is that the memories which fuck you up are often quite arbitrary. you might spend all this time trying to protect your kid from naughty films and then the thing that gives them nightmares is seeing a fox with three legs or a weird ad for mayo— Aisling McCrea (@ambientGillian) May 25, 2021
Foothill League baseball games crack me up. All the kids know each other, played little league together. Chippy remarks at an all-time high w/ the league title on the line. Then you see the smirks from each kid after a wise crack remark. Neighborhood bragging rights on the line…— Tarek Fattal (@Tarek_Fattal) May 27, 2021
Much like a level 1 wizard I too am useful for one thing a day before needing a nap.— Matthew (@CrowsFault) May 26, 2021
Your tastes in fiction say so much less about you than how you treat other people. This tweet seems vague and discourse-y but actually it’s specifically about one person, the sweet 91 year old lady who asked me for a stack of ‘the bloodiest murder mysteries you have’.— 💛 manda 💛 (@asaelfic) May 25, 2021
Never seen this video before and it is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/mAS91A6bzz— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) May 25, 2021
why r u guys being mean to him https://t.co/R5ywX9NeQ4— Allison (@allisonamorr) May 25, 2021
Tom Servo doesn’t like to be held but he DOES like to be carried, and will start purring if you pick him up and start walking. I think he is excited by the possibility that he is being taken to a second location where he will receive more attention— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) May 26, 2021
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