Friday, July 17, 2015

The paperwork for when Darth Vader assaulted Admiral Motti

Parties Involved: Motti, Conan (Admiral) ~ Darth Vader (Dark Lord of the Sith)

Describe the Incident: During a command briefing, routine bickering escalated to paraphysical violence. Motti issued a discriminatory insult to the Dark Lord of the Sith and the latter retaliated using some form of mental strangulation.

Further Actions Necessary: Recommend Religious Sensitivity Training for Motti. A bulletin regarding the etiquette of proper military bearing should be issued to all senior staff. Vader is to not receive punitive action of any kind.