These two look like the malicious boarding-school staff in some teen horror movie. pic.twitter.com/9swJUZKK9S— Andrea Pitzer (@andreapitzer) April 15, 2018
Even if you don’t care about the whole Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloé Kardashian drama I highly suggest reading the comments on his recent Instagram post pic.twitter.com/Yf5KJBkzwS— Leah Crosby (@_leahcrosby) April 13, 2018
One time I opened the twitter app and I had 7 notifications and it made me so nervous I screenshotted it and asked a friend to see if I was being Justine Saccoed before investigating.— Steve Dyer (@YESsteveYES) April 13, 2018
Me trying to read when twitter exists pic.twitter.com/RL27ANZZxY— 👁Karla👁 (@zusty) April 16, 2018
ARGUMENTS YARD next to HARPOONER COTTAGE pic.twitter.com/8wzdSQ3YAI— Jeannette Ng 吳志麗 (@jeannette_ng) April 14, 2018
Sure, I know there's a dictionary in my phone, but I prefer frantically paging through a genuine 2 lb. Merriam-Webster like I'm desperate to reverse a spell.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 11, 2018
Couple is sitting next to each other on the subway and the woman is talking the man’s ear off about her roommate when the man goes, “Katie, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go into my head for a bit,” and now I have my response to every convo I want out of forevermore— Corinne Sullivan (@corinnzo) April 8, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg showing his dog Osama bin Laden has been killed pic.twitter.com/Js4U9w3FDe— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) June 1, 2016
The 2018 version of being Cassandra is to have a post up about a breaking event but nobody can read it because your site is down.— OMGSomeoneShutUpHat (@Popehat) April 9, 2018
When life gives you a crumbling building, make an art exhibit. pic.twitter.com/zubO5WXezK— Laura J. Nelson (@laura_nelson) April 9, 2018
i guess i will never forget that when i was learning to drive my instructor said that when backing out of a parking space you should “reveal your rear slowly, like a stripper”— Leah Finnegan (@leahfinnegan) April 16, 2018