Well, that's one way to hide your face when being released on bail... this is the guy who was mistakenly transferred $360,000 in Covid aid funds (tweet spotted by @TomohiroOsaki) https://t.co/jX15qZ7fWI
— Katie Forster (@katieforster) August 1, 2022
oh wow, you mean they are not freed up to advocate for a robust welfare state to support families https://t.co/FnFIC1morx
— 红色娘子军🌹 (@detachment_red) August 2, 2022
"Pen controversies are not new to Maricopa County." (Grim.)I have never seen anything like this.
— Brahm Resnik (@brahmresnik) August 2, 2022
Maricopa County's top prosecutor sends cease-and-desist letter to Trumpist candidate for Maricopa County Board: Stop telling people to steal our pens. https://t.co/eJXfO2p6jO pic.twitter.com/beEXJd5ONc
The one and only time you’ll see a billionaire get taxed accordingly pic.twitter.com/vb3ghp6LrM
— D.B. Cooper (@elchivo1112) August 1, 2022
The secondhand market for luxury watches has reportedly been flooded in the last few months as a result of the crypto collapse https://t.co/ZskHsirXxp
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) August 1, 2022
Memo from the Robinhood CEO sent to employees about widespread layoffs:
— scott budman (@scottbudman) August 2, 2022
"We know that this news is tough for all Robinhoodies..."
turning a big dial taht says "deranged policies" on it and constantly looking back at the conservative membership for approval like a contestant on the price is right https://t.co/5GqAXweSst
— Chris Applegate (@chrisapplegate) August 3, 2022
Brooks only visits small towns as a tourist. I grew up in one and one-upsmanship is a million times worse in my 8,000 person hometown than it is here in NYC. There are just different status markers. https://t.co/KvVRA5SCPk
— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) August 2, 2022
deleting your original tweets defending Ana Mardoll then replacing them with tweets arguing from a different angle is called "elastic defence", which you'd know if you'd attended Lockheed Martin's recent digital battlefields seminar
— stuart (@punished_stu) August 3, 2022
— crazy ass moments in chalk and sand history (@mrfeelswildride) August 2, 2022
my favorite vin moment was during a boring game against the mets in the mid 2000s. vin took a long pause, so long that i started wondering what was going on, and then shot back with “Does Tom Glavine play accordion? You bet he does.”
— josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) August 3, 2022
So, to be clear, the NFL's investigation into the claim that Stephen Ross offered Brian Flores $100,000 per loss found "ahh he was just kidding, that's just how Stephen jokes around"? pic.twitter.com/Z1JvDFzat3
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) August 2, 2022
With the Dolphins' majority owner and his top-ranking partner suspended, the highest-ranking team owner now appears to be Fergie. This is not a drill. Everybody must report to Fergie. Tualicious definition make the boys go loco https://t.co/Gj94kBuTw7
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) August 2, 2022
Morbius got released two times more than Batgirl.
— John Barber (@TheJohnBarber) August 3, 2022
2023 driver line-up confirmed: Esteban Ocon 🤝 Oscar Piastri
— BWT Alpine F1 Team (@AlpineF1Team) August 2, 2022
After four years as part of the Renault and Alpine family, Reserve Driver Oscar Piastri is promoted to a race seat alongside Esteban Ocon starting from 2023. pic.twitter.com/4Fvy0kaPn7
I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
— Oscar Piastri (@OscarPiastri) August 2, 2022
Let Nintendo run the meta-verse, I want to receive very bad medical test results from someone in a Wario avatar
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) July 27, 2022
Real talk for new lawyers: sometimes in court you'll see some 65+ year old lawyer dressed like this and I am telling you now, they haven't read a case in 30 years but they know every trick in the book and they will gut you like a fish if you're not careful. https://t.co/IpZkjY47GA
— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) July 28, 2022
I’m finding it so difficult to live más under these circumstances
— Christin (@hexprax) July 28, 2022
My white whale in LA is the $100,000 yellow hummer with a matching yellow Che Guevara spare tire that cut me off the day I arrived in the city in 2019. I know you're out there somewhere. pic.twitter.com/qJds36C30M
— William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard) July 26, 2022
@bugoutproductions He jumps up on my shoulders and just watches me paint… until he does get sleepy and crawls back into my arms for a nap 😂
♬ original sound - Joel Sunny
@mrpets1 Sense of security 🤱🏻#foryou #animals #pets #cat ♬ original sound - Mr.pets
@goldengordy #fyp #goldenretriever #dogsoftiktok ♬ Mission Impossible Theme (Movie Trailer Mix) - Dominik Hauser
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