is there a word for the feeling like you're in a metroidvania pic.twitter.com/xTt0QQ1Jnj
— VC / Founder / Angel (@bombsfall) December 4, 2022
The Biden documents thing is setting itself up as another test of whether the press can tell the difference between reporting on a thing and actively creating the thing to report on
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) January 10, 2023
("Just a few weeks before that traffic stop, Ellison’s company was accused of locking a gate that blocked local access to Hulopoe Beach Park, near his Four Seasons resort. The gate was locked for 12 days until residents demanded it be open.")Billionaire Larry Ellison was pulled over for a variety of traffic violations on Lanai, the island he owns.
— Lynn Kawano (@LynnKawano) January 10, 2023
Councilman Gabe Johnson says the officer showed us that no one is “above the law” not even the Lanai landlord.
More here: https://t.co/owvqfwq6xS#HawaiiNewsNow pic.twitter.com/4VWjrmTasY
Tesla's sensor technology is amazing! It somehow knew there was a child several cars back and calculated what it needed to do to injure it. https://t.co/Q4mW205Khu
— Barry Petchesky (@barry) January 10, 2023
(Moving into fast lane about 9 seconds in.)Huge thanks to my attorney @bethbourdon for helping me obtain this footage.
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 10, 2023
Help her continue to liberate government records in the public interest by subscribing:https://t.co/qPy4MKz1gS
There's nothing more damaging to the reputation of Tesla and the Boring Tunnels than a passionate advocate enthusiastically showing you exactly what it is and how it works https://t.co/KcJNQEIW6h
— Jennifer Harrison⁷ (@GeneticJen) January 7, 2023
The epiphany that explains the crypto boom, Andrew Tate, “passive income” strategies, dropshipping, finance influencers, executive training programs, meme stocks, etc is the commercial realization that American men are extremely susceptible to multi-level marketing schemes
— Jack Herrera (@jherrerx) January 9, 2023
This is nice but I want to talk about this woman’s guns. She’s carrying those groceries and then some https://t.co/L7wn5eIvjZ
— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) January 9, 2023
3rd row on a pickup is the most American thing ever. https://t.co/pPxk86v1jQ
— Seth Weintraub (@llsethj) January 6, 2023
It's interesting to see the two defining American attitudes "hard work pays off" and "hard work is for suckers" come to a head
— Corey Brickley Illustration (@CoreyBrickley) January 9, 2023
jair bolsonaro is like an adult disney fan but for the hospital. finally made it to orlando. next stop anaheim https://t.co/825iqPz07R
— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) January 9, 2023
("'He removed it as soon as it was pointed out. Obviously he wouldn't endorse anyone rewriting history by removing the former PM from a picture. He was proud to serve in Boris Johnson's government.'")Spot the difference, @GrantShapps-style!
— Gareth Dennis (@GarethDennis) January 10, 2023
(thanks to @garius for spotting this one, and made extra special by the fact that the launch completely failed) pic.twitter.com/rbVj36v0rR
This might be the most hilarious book blurb I've ever seen.
— Ammar Moussa (@ammarmufasa) January 9, 2023
Really embarrassing @mikepompeo couldn't find ANYONE else to praise his book. pic.twitter.com/1qPBOsG5ck
How can you pretend that the first sentence of this paragraph is true when you also have the last sentence in there? pic.twitter.com/WRTz0LSUpP
— Karina Longworth (@KarinaLongworth) January 10, 2023
Which ESPN channel has live footage of the guy mopping rain
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) January 10, 2023
Because SoFi Stadium has a roof but no walls, rain is only coming down on the upper deck of TCU fans.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) January 10, 2023
pic.twitter.com/Mth1BcQQjM
The wind is blowing rain into the concourse of SoFi because the stadium was built without walls.
— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) January 10, 2023
This poor worker is “mopping up” the water. pic.twitter.com/bPpjEqagG4
Noma closing down presents a major opportunity for my fruit leather beetle startup
— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) January 9, 2023
Also goes without saying but Noma is truly beyond parody. Alongside the fruit beetles: ceviche of pine cones, forest broth with mushrooms and squirrel garum, milk skin taco with reindeer brain, "duck brain still in the duck’s head and duck leg chicarron" https://t.co/Auh01ag2Ub
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) January 9, 2023
Please tell me there's an elderly vampire with denture fangs lol
— FingleFup (@dieblerkeebler) November 9, 2022
when i use behooves in a sentence pic.twitter.com/Ip6TmDsd2S
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) September 14, 2022
Every movie can be improved if you add ninjas in it.
— Harris Dang aka Critic Name (@FilmMomatic) December 23, 2022
That's just science.
Andy Sidaris knew that. pic.twitter.com/qJkwVALJbl
Thread of bad submissions to wikipedia logo contests! First up: a bunch of encyclopedias mashed together to form a centipede (a "wikipede") wearing groucho glasses (2003) pic.twitter.com/AwM8bLTSek
— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) January 9, 2023
this logo goes hard
— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) January 9, 2023
(2003) pic.twitter.com/2To8XXmtWd
ホホジロザメ カップ#shark pic.twitter.com/i2YKOJBFeB
— セラミミック (@ceramimic2021) December 21, 2022
This cockatiel's song is the best bop I've heard all year pic.twitter.com/PFciSmgJAP
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) December 22, 2022
@moshwithmemydear I waited 35 mins for my train went home after seeing this lmao @translink @skytrainreviews #translink #snowstorm #transit #canada #vancouverbc #transitbc #hockeysticks ♬ All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
@jasminrodz6 ♬ original sound - Jazzmine
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