Curious, @JoelEmbiid…
— Triple H (@TripleH) January 28, 2023
If you wrote a bigger check now, could you get a volume discount to cover the rest of the season??#IllChipIn #SuckIt https://t.co/fSNS0Csy2n
Patrick Beverly is a generational talent 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/nfE8Ww0L9s
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) January 29, 2023
Patrick Beverley comes onto court to show ref a camera of Jayson Tatum foul on LeBron James pic.twitter.com/iL1vle8fpi
— 3030 (@jose3030) January 29, 2023
Pool report from tonight. The referees admitted they got it wrong: pic.twitter.com/YdlIz62z4F
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) January 29, 2023
The still image is hilarious too. https://t.co/Rpa4Lz8Xz0
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) January 29, 2023
("We hesitate to add to the 'not in our backyard' (literally) rhetoric, but"..."[A council member] has said that it's not possible to build low-income housing in Atherton since land is worth about $8 million per acre.")Steph & Ayesha Curry sent a letter opposing a project that would create 16 townhomes near their Bay Area home, saying they had "major concerns in terms of both privacy & safety”
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) January 28, 2023
Other have expressed concern about developing multifamily housing on the site https://t.co/a82d41k75l
(The article.)300,000 of taxpayer money to build dedicated pickleball courts in SF at a spot that their dumb sport can’t be played in any place w a hint of wind. Will take 10 years to replace these after nobody plays pickleball in like 6 months pic.twitter.com/xbKc9uYX4N
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) January 25, 2023
After spending 6-8 hours of going through and researching entries on the leaked no fly list and (more interestingly) the enhanced screening list, a handful of general thoughts:
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) January 24, 2023
6) There are some very strange entries in there that I can't figure out the reasoning behind. For example, there's an elderly French poet/literary critic who I think is on the enhanced screening list -- but I can't find a single controversial or criminal thing he's done.
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) January 24, 2023
11) @LeboucqF and his colleagues looked into the French poet. Turns out: he's on the list because he made a joke about being a terrorist in front of US Customs. https://t.co/Hy5sJZUg8ehttps://t.co/hSkWuoavM7
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) January 28, 2023
New: We've identified more than a dozen top donors to Santos' 2020 campaign who do not seem to exist.
— Noah Lanard (@nlanard) January 28, 2023
I also spoke to a friend of Santos' who says he did not give the $2,800 donation attributed to him.https://t.co/4PdorkPLel
Theory: George Santos wasn’t running for office, this was all a deliberate play for the express lane to god level queer icon status, like Gaga, or The Babadook, and it’s WORKING
— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) January 29, 2023
You’re not ready for trump to die mid primary and still win because the base thinks desantis was behind it https://t.co/sAOxiJvKWk
— Trevor 🍵the🪙 (@nonalignedem) January 24, 2023
when journalists learn about a new guy pic.twitter.com/m1oiaHdY3n
— jenny (@jennygzhang) January 27, 2023
(You can watch the first episode free without an account. Competently made, but feels like an adaptation of a pastiche, and mostly notable as a reminder for how strange Disney's use of Pedro Pascal is.)Truly had no idea The Last of Us was about mushroom people. And a guy with a mustache is trying to save a little lady from them? Is this elevated Mario
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) January 26, 2023
If I ever hear Natasha Lyonne say cockroach and she says it “cockroach” instead of “cock-a-roach” I’ll be utterly devastated.
— david bednar (@ykarps) January 29, 2023
New profile pic maybe? pic.twitter.com/CrRG9A0ceq
— ACAB for Cutie (@texaninnyc) January 27, 2023
Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.
— John Smillie (@JohnSmillie42) January 22, 2023
The Callisto Protocol has a season pass?! What are they gonna add, more vents?
— Rick Lane (@Rick_Lane) December 16, 2022
banshees of inisherin is about how difficult male friendships were before the invention of xbox360
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) January 24, 2023
They shoulda done a Nazi mysticism episode about the Dominion trying to harness the Betazoids' powers, but it starts with Lwaxana returning to the station to begin the betazoid life stage "third libido"
— Brandon 🚷 (@bnowalk) January 10, 2023
Last week, I ordered what looked to be a really nice short sleeved tee shirt.
— Jacob Brogan (@Jacob_Brogan) January 27, 2023
I want to stress that it was supposed to have **short sleeves**, because what arrived instead is maybe the single most astonishing and baffling article of clothing I have ever handled. pic.twitter.com/HHlyDZ1gvE
YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW
— Dan Schkade (@DanSchkade) January 27, 2023
(2/2) pic.twitter.com/nXUoSef2o6
Just ordered more books pic.twitter.com/5ULldEl8yh
— ᛗ ｙｔｈｉｃ (@mythic_0) January 9, 2023
The problem with my odd little brain, is sometimes it attaches to a thought, no matter how dumb, and won’t let go until it’s done. So here’s this piece which I spent way too much effort on than is in any way rational for one joke. Thanks @fooloffatook for this curse. pic.twitter.com/egJCy5vrjx
— Kitastrophe Shenzi (@KitBeast) January 11, 2023
A young boy and his mom were sitting next to me in the coffee shop. He was drawing in his notebook and after a while turned to me and said “this is a scarecrow.” I said it looked great and I really liked the face and eyes. He said “me too.” As they left he gave it to me. pic.twitter.com/fe0iXg4zEY
— Ken Parille (@KenParille) January 10, 2023
Automatic 2-brush system for goats by Schurr Gerätebau. pic.twitter.com/iBfpalddoj
— MachinePix (@MachinePix) July 9, 2022
@funnyqueen916 So cute#dogsoftiktok #dog #funny #cute #pet #foryou #fyp ♬ Happy Laughing - Sound Effect
@petzhangwb So cute#catsoftiktok #cat #funny #cute #pet #foryou #fyp ♬ Happy Laughing - Sound Effect
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