imagine having to come up with some bullshit "it's for utilities access in an emergency" veil out when a journalist is on the verge of breaking the story of how pixies, gnomes, and sprites secretly control the US government. https://t.co/d76dwgL6f4— Cicada Meth Orgy Fungus (@RogueWPA) January 9, 2023
new harry potter game looks WILD pic.twitter.com/bRUwRFFUJv— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) January 27, 2023
"It’s not immediately clear why [they] gave money to Santos, who doesn’t seem to have publicly discussed crypto or effective altruism"
what is this, a crossover episode https://t.co/4sFEa00CWs— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) January 27, 2023
you know you can take a dose of radiation that's lethal, but not immediately— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) January 27, 2023
it fucks up your DNA so that the cells are still working but can't replenish, so you're alive and more or less ok but certain to die in the very near future
it's called "walking ghost"
The poor engineers at Twitter have to talk to these weirdos Elon invites and pretend like they're trying to solve the imaginary problem that their tweets don't get enough likes pic.twitter.com/Ikalc8GN1o— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) January 27, 2023
Haha, after ESPN faked like they are there, Fowler said it is 35 degrees in Bristol. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/wpssOQPdCT— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) January 27, 2023
In the same way that you don’t need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun your neighbour, the algorithm just needs to outwrite stranger things.— Cameron Lauder (@UnarmedOracle) January 26, 2023
For only $310 we could put Googly eyes on all the Abrams. pic.twitter.com/TOo4cBCACx— Ryan (@OKCityRyan) January 26, 2023
"The earliest recorded toys covered with animal skin were toy horses in the late sixteenth century"
When I was a kid I didn't understand in the Velveteen Rabbit why the Skin Horse was called that. They didn't think modern kids might need that one explained or updated. Just meant to accept that that's his colleague, the Skin Horse— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) December 19, 2022
I'm proud to introduce my new romhack, The Legend of Zelda: Ancient Dungeon. It's a hack of Zelda 1 on NES that changes the game into a roguelike! Venture through an ever-changing dungeon with randomized battles. You can download it now at https://t.co/Idu3JJDgYC pic.twitter.com/T4XXPrKtTt— arnpoly (190) (@arnpoly) December 10, 2022
Anybody wants something from the jrpg world map tacobell? pic.twitter.com/P18O31jcTC— punished joj🚽🚽 (@BombermanHero) January 8, 2023
Yes, slow-mo fun.— Wetterschneider (@Stretchedwiener) December 5, 2022
I never noticed that Vader smashes into Leia here, shoving her when she's speaking to Tarkin. Prowse undoubtedly literally couldn't see her, she's so tiny. pic.twitter.com/DXsJ2HNxP8
@skittles_da_boss bird is overprotective over 'his' cat #singingtexttospeech #petsoftiktok #funnycat #birdsoftiktok #funnypets #canttouchthis ♬ original sound - Skittles and fam
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