Today's funny posts

Not sure I've seen a more sinister looking cookbook title and cover pic.twitter.com/dxfSIUHAZs

— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) April 17, 2023

ebay has it

An analysis of book challenges from across the nation shows the majority were filed by just 11 people https://t.co/vc3yvOgG8B

— Dan Eggen (@DanEggenWPost) May 23, 2023

https://t.co/TDN3LDIEwc pic.twitter.com/Ev9rVyMZgz

— Catherine Tinker (@catherinetinker) May 23, 2023

Just an incredible sentence. Needs to be in history books to capture this moment. The Los Angeles Dodgers went Bud Light on us. https://t.co/CsHFLpU8yb

— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) May 23, 2023

similarly, I'm skeptical that we'll get to the point where an LLM can do all the work and you only need a human as a peg to hang the copyright attribution off of; at least in the context of commercial writing work that has a decently high quality bar

— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) May 23, 2023

this is kind of funny bc one of the whole selling points of podcasts to advertisers is you that you get "native ads" (e.g., ad copy read by the podcaster so it sort of sounds like part of the show) which builds more trust w/the audience than a slickly produced ad https://t.co/bJ08ckukUC

— Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) May 23, 2023

(Podcasters speak in a totally different manner when they read prerecorded ads, so why not just go all the way and replace it with an AI voice. Everyone just hits the 30-second skip button anyway)

New Black Wolf ride-sharing app which is essentially “Uber With Guns” has armed drivers ready to take you to your destination safely. pic.twitter.com/EeX7ay1li4

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) May 22, 2023

(I have no idea if this is real)

A reader emailed me a while back to say that they thought Twitter under Musk would just continue evolving into what it was always destined to become, only faster, which is Fox News for millennials. https://t.co/A4VZdNaisR

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 23, 2023

Modern battle rap isn’t what you saw back in the day or even in 8 mile. Todays form is all pre written, delivered like spoken word, and is incredibly densely packed w wordplay and references. The vehicle through which all this is delivered is a lot of racial humor. pic.twitter.com/yhioa92cVJ

— kang (@jaycaspiankang) May 23, 2023

"Before Dumbfoundead, there was Jin, the Chinese American rapper who won seven straight battles on “106 & Park” ’s Freestyle Friday, back in 2002, and became a Jeremy Lin-like figure for Asian dudes who grew up listening to hip-hop"

This man's gotta chill https://t.co/DK1y6t8L8e pic.twitter.com/pEx15Y4WvL

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) May 22, 2023

AIが考えるミュージカル版『エイリアン』。1枚目はギリ耐えたけど2枚目3枚目で吹き出した。映像化してほしい。 https://t.co/sdJFZS3WmF pic.twitter.com/dc7UfvIezn

— ISO (@iso_zin_) May 3, 2023

A #quirky propeller-driven #Fiat 126 from #Poland pic.twitter.com/7NOFveetae

— Quirky Rides (@QuirkyRides) May 9, 2023

19039. pic.twitter.com/RwWA5Xm9cY

— yana 🦭 (@exaltiora) May 9, 2023

diet coke is the technodharmic drink of choice because it is entirely synthetic, it has no taste analog in nature. it is a testament to the spark of divinity in man, evidence that we can prescind from our base conditions to mirror our creator in infinite creativity

— srini (@basedsrini) May 7, 2023

Here's the dividing line - it works even with very similar poses and expressions.

Does it look like a perfect soft uwu bun-bun?

That's a rabbit.

Does it look like it's been driven mad with the weight of prophecy?

Hare. https://t.co/RZCnMnfJuY pic.twitter.com/9E862HET8x

— Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) May 5, 2023

I wonder if there's a market for vibes-based animal dichotomy.

Like.

You can tell crows apart from ravens because ravens look divorced. https://t.co/eOlLfFzZ7S pic.twitter.com/3R9vmoNFto

— Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) May 6, 2023

@nanandthegoose Thank you @bobbakermarionettes !!! #bobbakerday #losangeles #dogs #dogsoftiktok ♬ Little Things - Adrian Berenguer

@bebyilove1 😍🐘#bebyilove1 #foryou #tiktok #viral #parati #anime #xyzbca #fyp @Beby Elephant ♬ الصوت الأصلي - Beby Elephants

@vballtactics Can you beat the blocking machine? #blocking #volleyball #volleyballplayer #volleyballfamily #🏐 ♬ original sound - Vballtactics

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