π¦ Bosses at @BlackpoolZoo say they’ve had over 150 applications for the ‘Seagull Deterrent’ job - some from around the world! It involves dressing up as a giant Eagle and patrolling the zoo to stop seagulls from bothering people and animals. There’s 5 positions .… #HeartNews pic.twitter.com/tB7WIUjfur
— North West News (@HeartNWNews) April 25, 2023
never realized that "I want the guy bribing me to like me" might be an acceptable defense for receiving a bribe but that's why i'm not the GOP's star witness https://t.co/6biJmDWTmw
— Law Boy (@The_Law_Boy) May 2, 2023
[guy who has to pay $8 a month just so people will even glance at his terrible posts] anyone can write a TV show
— mr too damn bueno (@BergoEsBueno) May 2, 2023
— Emily St. J. Mandel (@EmilyMandel) May 2, 2023
when you see ben shapiro and the other paychecks on here repeating the same idiotic talking points, using the same words over and over, it's pretty obvious why they think AI can replace writers
— andy™ (@andylevy) May 2, 2023
the great irony of this is that @BradfordLitFest chose this AI image of a girl with three feet and half a book to promote its diversity… instead of, y’know, paying an illustrator from a diverse background. Follow the money; DEI is lip service unless diverse creators get paid https://t.co/kLM1t7Xas4 pic.twitter.com/OXughEAWgZ
— Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi) May 2, 2023
is it "impostor syndrome" if it's an absolutely correct impression https://t.co/5JmD5d3oys
— zaratustra (parody account) π§Ά (@zarawesome) May 2, 2023
This is incredible, four bodegas on the Upper East Side are operating 76 different restaurants on Seamless https://t.co/XoCkDjZs8D
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 28, 2023
Jordan Poole plays like Silicon Valley used current AI tech to create a new, more disruptive Steph Curry
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) April 18, 2023
If anyone tries to tell you they were at the weirdest pitchers duel ever (the one happening right now between the mariners and the A’s), no they weren’t. There is no one there. It will be weird, and then it will be lost to history.
— Hannah Keyser (@HannahRKeyser) May 3, 2023
Target's Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom freebie with purchase of the game is an adventure hip pack available in-stores on May 12th. While supplies last, limit one per purchase https://t.co/Ax3vRRbXSh pic.twitter.com/IkqmFbJbHt
— Wario64 (@Wario64) May 3, 2023
Frog purse. pic.twitter.com/pwfiIc26B4
— The Museum of Curiosities (@CuriosMuseum) April 17, 2023
— Andy Kelly (@ultrabrilliant) April 17, 2023
earlier today i poured myself a glass of water. i have looked all around my apartment and i can't find it???? it's been hours …
— πππππ ππππ πππ (@dodaistewart) April 17, 2023
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— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) April 14, 2023
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— fuck bokai (@RegretaGarbo) April 17, 2023
XL attache case (actual size) #re4 https://t.co/83Y7lCk2kI pic.twitter.com/VsLL5LHMmB
— maddie π γγγ£ (@othatsraspberry) April 17, 2023
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