Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Today's news and jokes

("[The Pentagon press secretary] said there were three Chinese navy ships in the area of the Central Park, but they did not respond to the commercial vessel's distress call. 'Supposedly, those ships are there as part of a counter-piracy mission, but they did not respond,' he said.")

"A surge in respiratory illnesses across China that has drawn the attention of the World Health Organization is caused by the flu and other known pathogens and not by a novel virus, the country’s health ministry said Sunday."

@daantjegoals Not sure whats happening here #daniellevandedonk #lindseyhoran ♬ son original - daantjegoals

@espn Gotta know what was said in the huddle 😭 (πŸŽ₯: @Baltimore Ravens) #nfl #speech #football #ravens #pregame ♬ original sound - ESPN

@underratedsimpsons He is always so dramatic πŸ˜‚ #dramaticdogs ♬ LOONEY TUNES PART 2 - Cavendish

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