Today's news and jokes

there’s a bathhouse where all the pools are heated by bitcoin mining opening next to my office pic.twitter.com/oblSBBIBFC

— paris martineau (@parismartineau) October 24, 2023

I know this is the CEO but I still find it wild how much personal user data you can access when you work as just a software engineer https://t.co/kuZfAbUwhh

— ˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ (@trunarla) November 21, 2023

imagine admitting you can just casually look through your customers’ most intimate data so you can get some internet points for a shitpost during the dopamine olympics

kinda weird? right?

— Jem (@sheherenow_) November 21, 2023

I already had the guy blocked for some reason lost to time, and wish when I clicked on a blocked account, it didn't just say "Blocked," but said, "Blocked since January 1, 2021."

this is what ilya saw in the basement at OpenAI pic.twitter.com/1Lwe0PAXTO

— 𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 (@202accepted) November 20, 2023

Update: The cast of SUPERMAN LEGACY thus far! pic.twitter.com/XUkTU2TKYx

— The Flash Film News (@FlashFilmNews) November 21, 2023

Following his work on #Ahsoka, and after starting his #StarWars journey as George Lucas’ apprentice nearly two decades ago, @dave_filoni has become the Chief Creative Officer of Lucasfilm.

“There's a lot of continuity just to keep up. If we don't, our fans will tell us—that's… pic.twitter.com/jqRFMKOwE4

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) November 21, 2023

(The best thing about the first season of The Mandalorian was that it mostly seemed apart from continuity)

That there's a different language entirely. https://t.co/k5MNWudBmm

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 22, 2023

“What the hell is that? Halloween was two weeks ago!”

Chuck reacts to Jordan Clarkson’s pregame fit 😅 pic.twitter.com/IFZkc0dtVx

— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) November 22, 2023

This isn't a good look..

The NFL fined #Bills Josh Allen, $10,927 for pointing at a #Bengals LB on Week 9 during a TD run - he was also flagged on the play.

Now? an official NFL account is using the same image on social media, even tagged him in it 🤷‍♂️

https://t.co/JmpFHdIwx4 https://t.co/pcPkwrGior pic.twitter.com/zb1XjNEeqe

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) November 22, 2023

why do we suddenly have offensive coordinators in baseball? https://t.co/Zgj3DwEDbh

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) November 21, 2023

I put on jeans so I could put my sweatpants in with the rest of my laundry and now Jyn thinks we’re going somewhere because that’s what jeans usually means

— abby rose is playing baldurs gate 3 (@JynAndTheGinger) November 12, 2023

guy who’s seen 10 horror movies: you gotta see the babadook

guy who’s seen 100 horror movies: you have to watch suspiria

guy who’s seen 1000 horror movies: you HAVE to check out a nightmare on elm street part iii: dream warriors https://t.co/OjEPritVla

— grace (@agneswickfields) November 15, 2023

when i say i got that dog in me pic.twitter.com/em3NWICPhP

— beanbo baggins 𓍊𓋼𓍊 (@BBeam_o) November 9, 2023

Open the elevator door and leave because you’re in a foreign country on a business trip getting targeted by the intelligence service or a vendor cartel. https://t.co/DQNj62AZZS

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 3, 2023

@ptdefiancezoo Willow the growing #muskox calf received a new buoy for #enrichment and went full turbo! Willow will soon move into the large #muskoxen habitat with her mom Charlotte. Video from zookeeper Russell #zoomies #babyanimals ♬ original sound - Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium

@strickley.sara Every Saturday, my dad comes over (before 7) - to give me a little break from walking Bo. He used to do this with my boys (not walk them…), but take them and give me a little “mom break.” They called them adventures. And now he does it with Bo. The absolute sweetest thing. #meetbo #adventure #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #dogsoftiktok #bocephus #saturdayvibes #getoutside #dog #doglover #adventuretime #dogmom ♬ Lisztomania - Phoenix

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