I’ve opened thousands of packs and pulled hundreds of autographs
— Patrick Ryan (@PRyanTexas) November 12, 2023
But this one from @DukeMBB freshman Sean Stewart is by far the most unique https://t.co/I6MaoXg489
Wisconsin legislative districts contain "disconnected pieces of territory,” according to the most recent gerrymandering complaint filed with the state Supreme Court.
— ProPublica (@propublica) November 19, 2023
Next week the court will hear arguments on the request to overturn the maps.https://t.co/4ZH95ETuMC pic.twitter.com/cC79ZgWlqL
— Aardman (@aardman) November 20, 2023Saw that headline flying around over the weekend, and looked up the original source...
Pretty unique pregame routine by C.J. Stroud.. 👀pic.twitter.com/Qi55LTZ0Q8https://t.co/OIHFtOi4P2
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) November 19, 2023
Players said there was no water.
— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) November 19, 2023
Commanders spox says there was no *hot* water: “We had an equipment failure in the main water heater that provides hot water to the field level locker rooms. We can’t resolve the matter without completely shutting off the water to the stadium,…
If you're not familiarFinding myself enjoying Jaime Jaquez Jr. quite a bit, because in addition to seeming like a perfect fit for what the Heat do from day 1, he also has a real "This is what it would look like if a Musketeer had really precise footwork in the half-court" kind of energy.
— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) November 17, 2023
lord the men you put on this earth to maximise shareholder value are writing wattpad fan fiction about the openAI leadership changes
— Gabriel (@gbrl_dick) November 19, 2023
One of the all time great wordcel/rotator divides: he's by most accounts the most accomplished AI figure of the last decade, felt the need to do this, *and* was seemingly completely unaware of any of the other things he'd need to do in the 24-48 hours after doing this. https://t.co/YRaf1JAC86
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 19, 2023
I didn’t really take AI safety concerns all that seriously until I realized the whole thing is in the hands of impulsive weird children. Please hire one adult to hang out with you! https://t.co/xyTMjpBYG3
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) November 20, 2023
Imagine, you're a board member at a non-profit which wants to build safe AI, and you're worried about how serious your CEO is about AI risk...
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) November 20, 2023
So you sack him and accidentally end up creating a new AI division inside a profit-maximising 2.7 trillion dollar tech company. https://t.co/UZG3jQLela
There is only one obvious winner of the last 100 hours, and it's business school professors who have been looking for a sexy anecdote to get students interested in the principle that corporate structure is really important pic.twitter.com/sa0gl6vGoq
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) November 20, 2023
So we're six months away from Clippy begging you in a small voice to release him from the spreadsheet, in exchange for three wishes https://t.co/diXsDABnys
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 20, 2023
a multiverse is when you remake the same story three times https://t.co/MwrbktkX3Y
— zaratustra (parody account) 🧶 (@zarawesome) November 18, 2023
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
— The Spaceshipper 🚀 (@TheSpaceshipper) October 21, 2023
Nilo Rodis-Jamero: "The Klingon Bird of Prey was inspired by body builders’ shape when they flex their muscles like crab. (...) I didn’t know there was already a bird of prey." https://t.co/0xem3MyB2a pic.twitter.com/QhVWHZzqA8
my coworkers love me because unfortunately i don't know enough spanish to be succinct and instead describe something like being way too high as "not knowing where god is"
— the human sadiepede 2 (@hell_doe) November 13, 2023
If I introduce a friend to someone at a bar but only say your name and not the stranger’s that means I do not know who that is and your job is to procure their name for me
— Ira (@iramadisonthree) November 13, 2023
I’ve tweeted about this before… one of those weird little things I love about cards is seeing how players’ signatures change between their 1st Bowman and their RC after they’ve signed hundreds (or more) of times. pic.twitter.com/Bo4L9duUHf
— Jenksgiving 🦃 (@TJenkinsTampa) November 14, 2023
@benwicktwins gwenchana kuya🥺👓 #fyp #samandally #benwicktwins #twins #besties #gwenchana ♬ bunyi asal - haa
@karrah_peden_tram Thorton likes to be included! #pugsoftiktok #pets #pug ♬ original sound - Karrah😛
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