Today's news and jokes

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— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 10, 2023

Still waiting to hear whether NYPD Internal Affairs ordered a welfare check on Mayor Adams before the federal agents served their warrant.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 11, 2023

NEW: Vito Pitta, Mayor Adams’ longtime campaign lawyer, has been getting paid by the campaign at the same time as one of his firms has lobbied the mayor’s admin on behalf of various private interests — a dual role raising ethics concerns from watchdogs. https://t.co/565FIyIzYq

— Chris Sommerfeldt (@C_Sommerfeldt) November 10, 2023

"That this is even legal is astounding"

Now that the strikes are over, what other tax shelters are getting greenlit?

— Aditya Sood (@adityasood) November 10, 2023

I'm honestly pretty upset that the obscure Wiley Coyote IRS loophole is public. I've been making a Wiley Coyote movie every year since I was 18 to beat the tax man.

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) November 10, 2023

Taylor Jenkins’ postgame rant.

NSFW warning pic.twitter.com/jSp98e6Dej

— Parker Fleming (@PAKA_FLOCKA) November 11, 2023

Mike Myers https://t.co/bbKlHtDNnN

— Kevin Maguire (@maguirekevin) November 11, 2023

If they let The Irishman run on TBS it would probably be huge

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) November 2, 2023

Accurate pic.twitter.com/yEo7Hh1e4s

— Justin Elze (@HackingLZ) November 4, 2023

Someone was able to instantly nuke a late game boss in Baldur’s Gate 3 by using a weapon that has an affix called “Blood Money” that deals weapon damage + 4 piercing damage for every 300 gold the target has.

They reversed pickpocketed 87,000 gold into the boss’ pockets. pic.twitter.com/GCKVmzzWfo

— Dillon Rogers (@TafferKing451) November 4, 2023

David B. Mattingly's cover art for "Vampire Invaders," a Choose Your Own Adventure book by Edward Packard, 1991. pic.twitter.com/mt8e1qtDDj

— Humanoid History (@HumanoidHistory) October 28, 2023

Amazon has it.

@laurajhyatt Did you know, one of the Amazon AWS offices is in a former prison? 🤯 #techtok #bigtech #aws #amazon #amazonoffice #awsjobs #amazonjobs #cloudcomputing ♬ Le Monde - From Talk to Me - Richard Carter

@araw.tube A modern day tragedy #baker #bread #breadbowl ♬ original sound - Chop boy

@pedro.notfound

POV: estás en el aeropuerto y viene la policia de cuatro patas para hacer la seguridad.

♬ Send Me on My Way - Rusted Root

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