Helpful of the Mortal Kombat DVD to let me know everyone’s legal status pic.twitter.com/zWpOa7u9Jr
— Mark Hanson (@mahahafilm) March 14, 2024
("Usually, co-defendants in these types of cases would present a united front...Here, that's clearly not the case")Alaska Airlines blames Boeing for blowout, wants out of passenger lawsuit
— Dominic Gates (@dominicgates) March 15, 2024
Crucially, Alaska argues there's no connection between the door plug blowout and the brief display of depressurization warning lights on 3 previous flights
by @LRosenblatt_ https://t.co/nyq5rLmOj1
"Vancouver’s new mega-development is big, ambitious and undeniably Indigenous"We should take the Squamish Nation model and advance that as a reparations program in the US. Just give various historically mistreated groups urban land to develop however they want in order to manipulate progressives into supporting development policies they'd otherwise oppose
— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) March 13, 2024
New: in an unusual insider threat case, a cleaner working at a SWAT facility saw a photo of a target on a desk. It was her cousin. She took a photo, and others of DEA investigative files, and leaked. This let the target go on the run for more than a month https://t.co/Gb5kxWmGFJ pic.twitter.com/9slygQhriQ
— Joseph Cox (@josephfcox) March 15, 2024
Unbelievably brave guy but also you're not gonna get millennials to turn against the guy that directed the Jamiroquai video
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) March 14, 2024
Had to cut a couple hundred journalism jobs at the Washington Post to find the budget for fixing civility, but we finally made it work. https://t.co/eKEtR4S5O6
— Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 (@mattdpearce) March 15, 2024
Acquired at #SXSW pic.twitter.com/A67TxTUZD1
— Jason Kauzlarich @ SXSW (@JasonKauz) March 13, 2024
Kit cock-up up tonight at Stamford Bridge meant a delayed kick-off for their WSL fixture.
— Kit Crimes ⚽️ (@KitCrimes) March 15, 2024
Arsenal turned up with white socks, so ended up using black socks from Chelsea’s megastore. Blue tape has been used to hide the Nike logo. pic.twitter.com/jDfpLednYe
Gotta get the ball to Victor here pic.twitter.com/A03L9RaHf6
— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) March 16, 2024
With Aaron Donald announcing his retirement, his favorite moment of mine is this one and it's already lit up my mentions https://t.co/coEcEXOMhA
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) March 15, 2024
Aaron Donald, a retrospective: pic.twitter.com/3JGmrUnXiK
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) March 15, 2024
Here are the prerequisites for being a long time backup qb: incredible hang, high intelligence, great at firing up the starters, amazing at listening. JJ played for 14 nfl teams. Name recognition high. Also his cousin is Marshawn Lynch, one of the most beloved ppl in America.
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) March 14, 2024
Jokic was asked which dinosaur is his favorite. He said the big one that eats the grass.
— Adam Mares (@Adam_Mares) March 12, 2024
Las Vegas - Casino Security to a bar in DTLV - report of several intoxicated males at the bar engaged in a “staring contest” while others bet on them - subjects now arguing with each other- bartender reports it’s escalating
— Sin City Alerts (@SinCityAlerts) March 13, 2024
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) March 15, 2024
Sources say Bill Maher was furious after he wasn’t invited to CAA CEO Bryan Lourd’s #Oscars bash and that he has fired his reps for more than two decades: https://t.co/jAuqwrlRqJ pic.twitter.com/4EY7jRTPBn
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 16, 2024
got rejected by the "george r.r. martin summer writing workshop" at northwestern, which is sad, but the rejection notice came way past deadline, fully over a month later than they originally claimed, which is objectively very funny
— Kate Knibbs 🏄🏻♀️ (@Knibbs) March 15, 2024
Cloud and Yuffie #FF7 #FF7Rebirth https://t.co/nkJco2ESVJ pic.twitter.com/FLTBznkNqn
— Jen Bartel (@heyjenbartel) March 14, 2024
— Detty (@0ddette) February 8, 2024
@bigmadame_ You can never win against JHB weather #jhbweathertoday #fyp ♬ original sound - Sea
@sabritonessss #dogmom ♬ original sound - kardashianshulu
@uiwncwebciuqw OMG the LOOK 🥺#funny #funnyvideos #meme (12787)
♬ sonido original - uiwncwebciuqw
@gsimani Somebody come get they kid😭😭 I mustve been real focused on my own nephew cause i didnt realize at all #mean #crying #fyp #winterconcert ♬ original sound - g
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