in a moment of absurd romantics, when I was 20 I was in a “long distance relationship” (girlfriend in Mason, like one hour away lmao) and one night when we hadn’t seen each other in 3 weeks I absolutely texted “I miss you. Meet me at the hell is real sign” (it worked!) (??) https://t.co/GRxnufkWAf
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) May 4, 2024
The DoJ is alleging that the vast majority of the Epoch Times revenue was obtained via blatantly criminal money laundering operations ran by its CFO. https://t.co/ixGzTTjKoM pic.twitter.com/uEnlm9TLDv
— TrueAnon (@TrueAnonPod) June 3, 2024
excuse me you're telling me the epoch times was doing fraud, no way https://t.co/E1lpT9ZZoF pic.twitter.com/7zR94aEQHh
— Josh Cain (@joshpcain) June 3, 2024
Epoch times CDO convicted of $67 million laundering is using a public defender?? pic.twitter.com/5Ac8N9YLiU
— Ranjan (@ranjanxroy) June 4, 2024
In my new role as CEO of the Epoch Times I will be introducing the ‘three newsroom’ model. There will be the newsy newsroom, the opiniony newsroom ….and the Making Money Online team …. https://t.co/uaZkZT6wQC pic.twitter.com/QJSg4XIOzF
— emily bell (@emilybell) June 3, 2024
There is literally no piece of content on any Meta app that is good or interesting enough to wait through an unskippable ad to watch. https://t.co/CAdg2wgpJx
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) June 3, 2024
("In another instance, hamburger buns labeled with a note reading 'GREAT TASTE. NO REGRETS,' listed 50 calories per serving on the front, but the back label said each bun had 100 calories.")The Ventura County and Santa Barbara County District Attorney's Offices have filed a civil case against Kroger, one of the nation's largest supermarket chains, for allegedly deceptive marketing for their Carbmaster bread products. https://t.co/kirsvtSPJn
— KCAL News (@kcalnews) June 1, 2024
I like how this is literally how modern historians are able to learn the contents of some lost historical works.
— Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer) June 2, 2024
All copies of the book may be lost but some ancient Roman guy’s review of it preserved a fragment or two and that’s better than nothing. https://t.co/pD0cZHQuBV
("As soon as the decision against a restart was announced, the fog finally lifted for the first time in more than 15 hours") (It's in Germany)Nurburgring 24 Hours organisers have explained the decision to end this year's race early after a long red flag period.https://t.co/VGwgeLhVME
— Motorsport.com (@Motorsport) June 3, 2024
Honestly surprised how much patience @BenMBurrows found out there is in the Caitlin Clark market.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 3, 2024
The way people paid up, they expected her to lead the league in scoring.
After tomorrow night, she might not be in the Top 20. https://t.co/Ad6ZnkIJUG
i’m yours, by Henry Taylor, 2015, πΈ via @awfulannouncing https://t.co/rTsC0eES8u pic.twitter.com/4eoZmafcbA
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) June 3, 2024
I like how ESPNers like Stephen A and Shannon have figured out how to make money from ESPN drama off of ESPNs airwaves and on their platforms https://t.co/5fT4ljiQaS
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) June 4, 2024
I shouldn’t have used “white bitch” as a descriptor of Caitlin Clark. No matter the context.. even if we’re talking about race being a reason for some of the stuff happening.. I have way too much respect for her and women to put that into the universe.
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) June 3, 2024
My intentions when saying… pic.twitter.com/F6OHB4gvYh
with the ssn on the back π₯° https://t.co/unOlWkYfbA
— kelin (@kelin_online) May 1, 2024
We hear bunny bounce physics are trending. Here's what we're tinkering with pic.twitter.com/aMaoANqdJZ
— Spirit City: Lofi Sessions - OUT NOW! (@SpiritCityLofi) April 30, 2024
you're not going to believe how they get them on the helicopter. it's called "sheep mugging". pic.twitter.com/eNt6kJEZTB
— Kane θ¬ε±ε ― (@kane) May 1, 2024
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