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My mom asked me to take a pic of little sis in her chipotle uniform for her first day and she wouldn’t let me so this is all I got 😭 pic.twitter.com/qJ3McJ5wnR

— MR.GO2FAR (@goretexairforce) February 25, 2024

New: U.S. Reps. Ronny Jackson and Wesley Hunt are under investigation for using campaign funds for private club memberships in a potential violation of campaign finance rules, according to reports released Monday by Congressional investigators. https://t.co/9WTfkTOnoU

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) June 24, 2024

NEW: Mike Flynn took over a 75 year-old nonprofit. Soon, it was losing money, burning through savings — and paying 6 different Flynn family members. W/@AlexandraBerzon.https://t.co/sISYZxbhWg

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 23, 2024

NEW study: Trump ran up national debt twice as much as Biden https://t.co/RlSidpwTOc pic.twitter.com/SeOVyfl7N1

— James Singer (@Jemsinger) June 24, 2024

🇱🇧 Lebanon on Instagram vs Lebanon on Twitter 🎯 pic.twitter.com/RLeCo3zw47

— Karim Emile Bitar (@karimbitar) June 23, 2024

Why would he do this pic.twitter.com/3XDjcZIoeA

— bfa agonistes (@superloafcat) June 24, 2024

Source seems to be this from 2016

Previously shared this photo on my Insta (phil_szostak), but if you’ve ever wondered what C-3PO sees from the windows above the #Yodafountain at Lucasfilm, now you know! pic.twitter.com/LXYbw1xE6B

— Phil Szostak (@PhilSzostak) June 23, 2024

New sickos.jpg

If you write a U like this, don’t talk to me pic.twitter.com/AveVX0gLX3

— Akidearest (@akidearest) May 25, 2024

Pervert Golightly

United States Census, 1910

— Actual Names (@ActualNames1) May 26, 2024

Man, I forgot how good and funny this movie is 😆 pic.twitter.com/pmZi4iwyfN

— Silas (@Silas84K) May 25, 2024

@elizainkorea I watched far too many kdramas for my own good #koreanmotherinlaw #kdrama #koreanfamily #mymotherinlaw #livinginkorea #lifeinkorea #expatinkorea #internationalcouple #foreignerinkorea ♬ 애인만들기 - SS501

@xnxksisksj

fighting for my life waiting for the bus 🤠

♬ sad SpongeBob music - michael

@kyliekatich

Thought you should know

♬ original sound - 🕷 ⦻

@br_openice Pirate ship Zamboni is an absolute VIBE 🏴‍☠️🔥 (via @milwaukeeadmirals) #fyp #hockey #hockeytiktoks #viral ♬ original sound - BR_OpenIce

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