Today's news and jokes

Nominate Amelia and Ingrid C. for a Peabody pic.twitter.com/aSrniO8XrI

— Allie Alvis (on 💙sky too) (@book_historia) April 29, 2024

Eve: https://t.co/jRlA3fSNSd

— natalie (@american_sicko) June 16, 2024

https://t.co/yj3FgtbMzH pic.twitter.com/8y7ZpRxUqX

— des (@dotnetschizo) June 15, 2024

Deadline Hollywood covering sports now, huh https://t.co/gLHFVqlgjf

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) June 16, 2024

The hot take shows are loving having content in the middle of June. This is usually the time they take their 2 month vacation before the NFL season because there's no news. https://t.co/P8nw3rDj1H

— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) June 16, 2024

Leslye, your mind 🤯 pic.twitter.com/CGgZGqNJaY

— Alex 🖤 (@alexleonis) June 16, 2024

(From this interview.) (Third episode convincing me the series is not for me.)

Happy Father’s Day pic.twitter.com/iJ6rM9lnZ5

— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) June 16, 2024

Don’t forget the cuckoo’s nest detergent commercial from THE CRITIC pic.twitter.com/HAGAupEuWu

— Dan Peck (@dnpck) May 21, 2024

Are we sure this one isn’t Christian Slater

— The Man of Astoria (@depechejoe) May 21, 2024

The best thing about this no-human-contact ramen chain in Japan is that they still raise the bamboo curtain briefly so that a server can bow to you. It's like the landing gear lever on the Space Shuttle—the one element that their culture couldn't bring itself to automate. https://t.co/YHDrelz4f8

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) May 21, 2024

Is he….you know *mimes being corrupted by an amulet*

— Buying Dynamite on Temu (@GloamHallow) May 18, 2024

@volticpotential

Beavers pause occasionally while chewing trees, to listen for movements, so the tree doesn’t fall on them.

♬ Cold - Flawed Mangoes

@phoebsnicholson Suspicious energy. #hostellife #travel #owlsoftiktok #croatia #wtf ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger

@emyzee Little mans cant talk sht without hacking up a lung 😭 #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #foryourpage #seniorpet #seniordogs #olddogsoftiktok #seniorpetsanctuary #petdog #chihuahua #olddog ♬ La Chona - Los Tucanes De Tijuana

@lilylana28 she's always been this dramatic 💁‍♀️#fyp #viral #dogsoftiktok #dogs #pets #petsoftiktok #drama #dramatiktok #scotland #baby #dramaqueen ♬ пиписька - afexix родной

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