Zelda summons Samus to destroy her enemies.
— Inferno of Creation (@CreationInferno) June 18, 2024
Mario and Luigi, new Zelda, and Metroid Prime 4 is real. Really good direct pic.twitter.com/9WTNFXIsSL
“America is trying to goad us into war over Taiwan,” Xi mutters as he sends another armed flotilla to ram, board, and assault crew on an inflatable dinghy belonging to a US MDA ally 800 miles off the coast of China 🤔 https://t.co/dnZoifEU61
— Robert Foyle Hunwick (@MrRFH) June 20, 2024
(Coming soon to the Arctic)ICYMI: @TeamAFP released videos of the CCG’s “aggressive and barbaric actions” during Monday’s resupply mission to Ayungin.
— Bianca Dava 🐱 (@biancadava) June 20, 2024
CCG personnel slashed and towed the AFP’s RHIBs, and used tear gas, sirens and strobe lights while threatening to harm Filipino troops with bladed weapons. https://t.co/hFbg0czeGd
(She did it for months and says "it was something very out of character for me")WATER-GATE: Vermont Rep. Mary Morrissey apologized on the House floor after being caught on video pouring water into a colleague’s tote bag on at least two separate occasions. pic.twitter.com/3c1H6x0XwE
— ABC News (@ABC) June 19, 2024
(Thought this was a joke when I saw screenshots of the conversation)LinkedIn has a new main character after a Polish game studio listed "non negotiable" nude sauna sessions as a job requirement. Hiring manager doubling down, claiming wearing a towel will cause fungal infections. Incredible stuffhttps://t.co/TWK9AED3HC pic.twitter.com/kupUPA7CPd
— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) June 19, 2024
I walk away from too many pubs/cafes/restaurants now feeling like I’ve been had in a street card hustle.
— Max Daly (@Narcomania) June 19, 2024
This is a promoted post from an parenting blog all written by some large language model
— tomwalker.bsky.social (@tomwalkerisgood) June 19, 2024
Their promo post is a fake post of a fake story attributed to me but with my details blurred out
I knew this shit would suck but i didn't know it'd be so confusing pic.twitter.com/384pZSneWX
("Launch Logi AI Prompt Builder with a press of a button. Rephrase, summarize, and create custom-made prompt recipes with ChatGPT faster, with virtually no disruption to your workflow.")please stop its physically painful pic.twitter.com/g1b3LjoAtu
— near (@nearcyan) June 20, 2024
The queue for the MIB: Alien Attack ride at Universal Studios Orlando now features a for-sale ad for the Halcyon 😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/FX6QVqoVxK
— Catrina, Ventress Correspondent & Historian (@ohcatrina) June 20, 2024
says a lot about my husband that i described my unhinged plan for our bathroom’s interior design as “bucca di beppocore” and he looked me dead in the face and said “sounds good honey”
— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) May 19, 2024
he just needs an ipad pic.twitter.com/8xOgnup8yU
— drugstorecowgirl (@drugstorcowg1rl) May 23, 2024
@fishingwave #tidefishing #fishing ♬ original sound - fishingwave
@fishingwave Many people are curious and ask, what happens if you can't outrun the tide? The water from the river is really dirty and can get in the mouth cause some illness. #fishingwave #tidefishing #fishingtiktoks #fishing ♬ original sound - fishingwave
@abergflo89 🦩 Such an amazing experience! #aruba #depalmisland #depalmislandaruba #flamingo #flamingobeacharuba #flamingobeach #fypage #fypシ゚viral #aruba🇦🇼 #arubaonehappyisland ♬ original sound - agflo89
@hiimrainy respost bc error on last caption #pitbull #pitbullsoftiktok #daughter #bestfriends #visious #funny #dressup #pitbullandbaby #pitbullsoftiktok #love #pitbulllove #toddler #haihai ♬ original sound - rainyreignz
@imnotsoanonymous And of course its the 6 pound #chihuahua thats making poor choices 🤦♀️ #tiny #dog #alaska #moose #dumb #chihuahuastiktok #home #nature #wildlife #alaskalife #chihuahuas ♬ original sound - ImNotSoAnonymous
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