The Phanatic has taken his post at the gates of Buckingham Palace! pic.twitter.com/WTGOQLMe8I
— Tucker Bagley (@TBagleySports) June 6, 2024
if the phillies social team is serious about giving the fans what they want they’ll shoot a shot for shot remake of one of those direct to vhs movies of ashley and mary-kate visiting london with marsh and bohm.
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) June 6, 2024
("While the gun was fake, the enactment involved screaming and fake gunshot sounds...the point of the presentation was to prove how witness statements can be unreliable".) ("They realized it was fake only after noticing that the cops in the room had done nothing to stop the pretend shooter")BREAKING: While teaching a class to high school students on Wednesday, Burlington police officers staged a surprise demonstration in which a masked gunman burst into the room and pretended to open fire. The lack of warning sent students diving for cover https://t.co/aSk4i9qMog pic.twitter.com/hUDi95f9oi
— Seven Days (@sevendaysvt) June 6, 2024
(Tiktokers have been claiming the secret to getting more generous portions is to film the worker assembling your burrito)filming the Build-A-Bear employee so they put more love into my bear
— Richard Vein (@VeinRichard) June 3, 2024
Steve Bannon is going to prison because he refused to talk to Congress https://t.co/50bz3mybJw
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) June 6, 2024
How are you making a shark film set in Paris and NOT calling it SHARK DE TRIOMPHE!? https://t.co/whzVhexPhU
— Joe Baiamonte (@JoeBaia) June 6, 2024
Years ago QuickBooks let users upload receipts and then "AI" would identify the expense amount and category automatically. Sometimes it worked fast and sometimes it took hours.
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) June 5, 2024
It was actually just workers in the Philippines, and it took awhile sometimes because they were asleep pic.twitter.com/1JHmFSYPPM
Oh no it was real about 7-10 years ago, I'm sure they have real AI these days (or at least have round-the-clock Filipino coverage)
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) June 5, 2024
("[She] said she pledged under her former married name but then after her divorce, she changed her name to distance herself from her ex-husband. She said that is why her current name does not match the Delta membership records. 'I refuse to tell what my former married name was,' [she] said.")Some of Georgia State Rep. Angela Moore's colleagues said she also presented herself as a veteran and OBGYN, as well as a member Delta Sigma Theta https://t.co/BVNzgC9hGq https://t.co/tjbxlFQTuj
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 5, 2024
Ahh I'm experiencing the loneliness crisis I need my employer to force me to go to the office
— Borscht the T is silent (@InternetHippo) June 5, 2024
Ah here it is, MTA said congestion pricing is funding both second avenue subway and the Penn Station Access project. That's roughly $5 billion in federal matching funds between the two that will vanish unless New York comes up with an alternative $5 billion local share on its own pic.twitter.com/tySlZ5XOpS
— tyson brody (@tysonbrody) June 6, 2024
I work in Tribeca/BatteryPark. This morning I could feel the relief from the line of double-parked SUVs outside the private Montessori school all the way to the row of idling SUVs outside of Goldman Sachs. I almost got run over as I went to get morning coffee. Freedom.
— Yuri Serafini (@Yuri_Serafini) June 6, 2024
Gonna be Lakers coaching talk all weekend now (unless there's a slightly hard foul in the WNBA)Strong 35 second segment for espn halftime between commercials.
— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) June 7, 2024
This would also work. pic.twitter.com/mmH8nyHPjg
— 🇲🇨 Sickos Committee 🇲🇨 (@SickosCommittee) June 5, 2024
— Lazy Stardust (@LazyStardust5) June 4, 2024Sesame Street chimera
update: the cactus has decided to double down. looks unbelievably stupid. ruining my life. https://t.co/GJnWVRMafu pic.twitter.com/vqHvSPb3uT
— three jeans (@moongrudge) December 20, 2023
han solo’s rescue in return of jedi is so brilliant because you cannot tell if it was a bunch of individual separate plans that all failed or if it was one singular, meticulous, overly complicated plan that was precisely and masterfully executed
— ems 🫧 (@atotalposer) May 6, 2024
Willing to admit that my job really suits me. pic.twitter.com/jBHqoappyK
— Caroline Gottschalk Druschke (@creekthinker) March 1, 2024
Character design is easy. pic.twitter.com/0vj6GA7a2x
— Nick Carver (@NickDCarver) May 5, 2024
This turtle is such an uncanny rendering of how I look when I eat spicy snacks pic.twitter.com/2LXp84i7h8
— Sam Barlow 🧜♀️ Project C & D (@mrsambarlow) May 5, 2024
@laraestelmusic #f1 #monaco #monacogp #charlesleclerc #carlossainz #oscarpiastri #grandprix #monaco🇲🇨 #formulaone ♬ BIRDS OF A FEATHER - L i e k e 🎀
@wildcorwin A humbling experience with Pat, the Giant Pacific octopus @Alaska SeaLife Center. GPO are known for their incredible intelligence, complex emotions, and, in Pat’s case, cheeky attitude! #wildlife #nature #bloopers #oops ♬ original sound - Jeff Corwin
@emikokonuts my dog joining her in *silent protest* 🐥 #japanese #moms #fyp #funny #shame ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger
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