Today's news and jokes

「はんぶんこしよ」って4歳と5歳が話し合った結果がこちらです。 pic.twitter.com/nvKJlGAtB1

— 田口ナツミ (@NatsuTagu) November 22, 2024

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California has built so much solar & it increasingly goes to waste or is scooped up by other states on the cheap.
In last year, unused solar = enough to power 500K homes for a year, all while CA electric bills remain high.

Big story from @MelodyPetersen https://t.co/seN31qfvEe

— Matt Hamilton (@_hamilton_matt) November 24, 2024

Honestly, I had trouble understanding the situation, but I guess part of it is we need more battery storage

Authorities are trying to stem the flow of lava close to the Svartsengi powerplant by spraying it with 26 thousand liters of cold water every minute. Apparently it’s working quite well.

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— Hildur Knútsdóttir (@hildur.bsky.social) November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM

Has to be the worst timing possible…

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— Edward Lawrence (@edwardlawrence.bsky.social) November 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM

Brief summary

13-year-old rug pulls crypto token, then faces retaliation November 20, 2024 https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=quant-rug-pull

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— web3 is going just great (@web3isgoinggreat.com) November 23, 2024 at 9:57 AM

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Letting a hot Chinese spy steal my engineering work and setting China back 15 years

— Jace (@CATIAManikin) November 23, 2024

so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets pic.twitter.com/tzcRgbfCaR

— Eli (@rats7) November 22, 2024

I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber

— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM

Can't get over the fact Bryce Underwood flipped to Michigan because a female UM fan married the 2nd richest man in the world & asked him to buy her the #1 recruit in the country instead of diamonds.

What a sport. pic.twitter.com/uYGk7damaO

— College Sports Only (@CollegeSportsO) November 23, 2024

That play in Toronto on Thursday, and the very first offensive possession today. pic.twitter.com/POpzURQkcZ

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) November 24, 2024

Kobe would have just kept feeding Gobert all game, no matter how many times he fumbled it away, and no matter how much of the shot clock he had to use to make it happen

F1 TV is too mainstream. I’m watching on the CCTV traffic cams.https://t.co/tZifOPYnI0 pic.twitter.com/w4uip46MLV

— Chris Aurelio (@GTRainYT) November 23, 2024

Now this has gotten outta hand…

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— Katie Walsh (@katiewalshstx.bsky.social) November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM

joseph p flynn, fire dept hq, rochester, new york (1936)

— rust belt roadtrip (@gmoult) October 12, 2024

My grand father made his wealth from a contest mr. beast held

— pj (@pjayevans) October 11, 2024

@wanderinglittlejay I actually nearly peed watching this 🤣 #funny #fyp #viral #meme ♬ original sound - Jamie 🦋

@sunnybunnythegolden In her mind, there’s no U-turn option. #goldenretriever #dogsoftiktok #dog ♬ Elevator Music - Bohoman

@screamingbeardog #throwback#happydog #happygirl #simplesongs #happy #sweet #sweetdreams #mygirl #fyp #fypシ #dog #dogsoftiktok #gsd #gsdoftiktok #germanshepherddog #mygirl #baby #cutegirl ♬ My Happy Song - Super Simple Songs

@theninjadoodle Comfort first #doglife ♬ original sound - John is for the dogs

@thecatdadpage i would never hurt you baby😭 im sorry. i didn’t mean to #sadcat #cat #real #aura ♬ WILDFLOWER - Billie Eilish

@thecatdadpage im so sorry baby #sadcat #cardboardboxa #boycat #handsomeboy #regret ♬ WILDFLOWER - Billie Eilish

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