Monday, November 25, 2024

Today's news and jokes

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Honestly, I had trouble understanding the situation, but I guess part of it is we need more battery storage





Authorities are trying to stem the flow of lava close to the Svartsengi powerplant by spraying it with 26 thousand liters of cold water every minute. Apparently it’s working quite well.

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— Hildur Knútsdóttir (@hildur.bsky.social) November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM






Has to be the worst timing possible…

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— Edward Lawrence (@edwardlawrence.bsky.social) November 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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13-year-old rug pulls crypto token, then faces retaliation November 20, 2024 https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=quant-rug-pull

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— web3 is going just great (@web3isgoinggreat.com) November 23, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber

— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM












Kobe would have just kept feeding Gobert all game, no matter how many times he fumbled it away, and no matter how much of the shot clock he had to use to make it happen











Now this has gotten outta hand…

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— Katie Walsh (@katiewalshstx.bsky.social) November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM














@wanderinglittlejay I actually nearly peed watching this 🤣 #funny #fyp #viral #meme ♬ original sound - Jamie 🦋




@sunnybunnythegolden In her mind, there’s no U-turn option. #goldenretriever #dogsoftiktok #dog ♬ Elevator Music - Bohoman




@screamingbeardog #throwback#happydog #happygirl #simplesongs #happy #sweet #sweetdreams #mygirl #fyp #fypシ #dog #dogsoftiktok #gsd #gsdoftiktok #germanshepherddog #mygirl #baby #cutegirl ♬ My Happy Song - Super Simple Songs




@theninjadoodle Comfort first #doglife ♬ original sound - John is for the dogs




@thecatdadpage i would never hurt you baby😭 im sorry. i didn’t mean to #sadcat #cat #real #aura ♬ WILDFLOWER - Billie Eilish




@thecatdadpage im so sorry baby #sadcat #cardboardboxa #boycat #handsomeboy #regret ♬ WILDFLOWER - Billie Eilish




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