Saturday, November 16, 2024

Today's news and jokes

@titanslegal STUCK IN TIGHT SPOT AFTER AN ACCIDENT OR CAR WRECK??? CALL TITANS LEGAL AT 214-488-8888. It was a trap!!! He was, in fact, NOT stuck 😂😂 #romania #bear #bears #transfargarasan #romanianbear #stuck #brownbear #TITANSLEGAL ♬ original sound - Titanslegal












("pilot Maj. Benjamin 'Irish' Coffey and weapons systems officer (WSO) Capt. Lacie 'Sonic' Hester")





apparently there is a really good thread somewhere on bluesky breaking down the johnny somali saga in Korea so I'll be brief: a super annoying American shock streamer desecrated a comfort women memorial and Koreans are now crowdfunding bail (+ rewards????) for anyone who punches him out in public

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM

the internet has dubbed him "the golden goblin" 💀

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 3:41 PM

I will add here that a treasure goblin doesn't just drop loot. it drops loot *every time you hit it*

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
(His Wikipedia page)





thinkin about the time like three days after a friend died where all the guys got together to grieve, but we ended up not talking about it at all and instead watched mike tyson knockout videos for like 2 hours

— Giovanni Colantonio (@marioprime.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM












watching this you can really see how America elected Donald Trump twice.

— BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 8:49 PM


A balding maga psychotic doing an Extreme Prank on a grey relic from your childhood, then pounding an energy drink while a Ponzi streaming service breaks trying to deliver it all to you. Nothing in your life will ever feel different from this.

— John Saward (@rbuas.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Should have had Helwani call the fight so there at least could have been some energy. Go full WWE and have Jake Paul call it with him.











"it was never confirmed exactly what this project would be"





(This is the first week where it started to feel like a viable site, and not just a place to complain about Musk and the NY Times.)





Just another masterpiece Joe Mazzulla quote when it comes to former assistant Charles Lee leaving .... including an accusation of an illegal hug.

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— John Karalis (@johnkaralis.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 1:21 PM
























@cainihelpyou My stomach was growling watching her game side picnic. 🩷🩷🩷 #picnic #charcuterie #football #footballtiktok ♬ original sound - Melissa Cain






@phoebemerrick_ To be fair I had met him in Vegas before but I’m sure that wasn’t a core memory for him like it was for me. #liamlawson #fredagain #formula1 #kiwiculture #newzealand #americaninnewzealand ♬ Gnarls Barkley Crazy Stephen Kramer Glickman - Gustavo Rocque






@goodwoodrevival Nobody was harmed in this multiple car pileup during the Settrington Cup! #GoodwoodRevival #SettringtonCup #Racing #vintage #Revival #classiccar #Goodwood ♬ original sound - The Goodwood Revival






@glittershackranch HC Band take 2 the actions in this video are done by and supervised by professionals. This was completely monitored by adults who do this for a living. Do bot attempt this at home or without an a professional. Lea at Beyond Photography. LLC is amazing! #hchsband #theprideofthecoast #harrisoncentralhighschool #classof2025🎓 #beyondphotographyllc ♬ Set Fire to the Night - Lazer Owl






@jennchannel1978 #greenscreenvideo ♬ A Bar Song (Tipsy) - Shaboozey




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