Monday, November 18, 2024

Today's news and jokes

"The group is accused of providing video footage from the San Bernardino Mountains in January of a bear moving inside a Rolls-Royce and two Mercedes to the insurance companies as part of their damage claims"





("Federal authorities said in September that three unnamed deputies were involved in extortion schemes with [a Bel Air crypto mogul], and the sprawling probe has since continued to grow")





("The Norwegian coast guard confirmed to NRK that one of its vessels, which was escorting the submarine, had to help cut it loose from the nets")











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Brian Flores vs. Will Levis is my favorite matchup of the day. The poker pro vs. the guy who isn't even looking at his cards.

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) November 17, 2024 at 10:29 AM


















i thought that aaron rodgers getting hurt in like his first play and missing an entire season was the best karma possible, but i did not anticipate how much funnier it would be for him to come back healthy and just be dogshit at football

— Giovanni Colantonio (@marioprime.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
















*smashing pumpkins voice*

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— Wolfmanning Skull πŸŽƒ (@manningkrull.bsky.social) March 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM




it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

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— pee wee herman-palladino (@markpopham.bsky.social) October 2, 2024 at 2:56 PM




@elizaustn

its my favorite time of the day

♬ Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
(That's why the daily roundups here always end with dog videos)





@luisanunez6 the cutest friendship ever #dachshundsoftiktok ♬ original sound - will paquin




@hughbertxo maurice is a world class traveler #roadtrip #maurice #cat #fyp #funny #trending #foru #fy #fypp #car ♬ Good luck babe - 𝓙𝓸𝓱π“ͺ𝓷 | ☾




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