Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Today's news and jokes







(My congressman and my senator-elect both voted for it)











"And so it goes through the tiers, with a "complete walkthrough" of a video game, something that would take hours upon hours to play and then involve writing 7000 words, paying just $150. If it's 10,000 words or more you get $250."

it's bad out there

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— Luke Plunkett (@lukeplunkett.com) November 12, 2024 at 1:20 PM
(Pivot to video (that didn't rely on Facebook) was decisively good advice)





(“I had more people come up to me, and they remembered Mike the Tiger more than some of the great plays in Tiger Stadium,” Landry told the crowd Monday night. “And they grew up as children seeing this.")

















(MLB's nuts if they don't devise their own version of the midseason tourney immediately) (maybe the mound should be some weird color for the games)











(Be patient until after the touchdown)





















@catherinejames789 my rejected passport photo that my boyfriend keeps in his wallet #love ♬ you look like you love me - Ella Langley & Riley Green




@mrburgies

my random roommate destroyed our shower!

♬ Rollin' - BabyChiefDoit




@saumyakumarrr life at ucla means signing up for lines and crowds EVERYWHERE #ucla #bruins #lines ♬ apple by charliiiii - babyloncowboy 🍉




@elladeasy123

♬ Despicable Me Whistle Theme By TheBoisBeVibin V2 - :)




@jerrythedachshund ใครขี้เหงา เลี้ยงดัชชุน ไม่เหงาเลยซักวินาที 😂 #ดัชชุน #หมาไส้กรอก #dachshund #sausagedog #ลูกหมา ♬ วุ่นวาย (Main) - ทเวนตี้ไฟฟ์อาเวอส์




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