Monday, March 3, 2025

Today's news and jokes

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

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— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM








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Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened

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— Rob DenBleyker (@robdenbleyker.com) February 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM










Lmao whatever's going on in the white house today seems to involve crypto people directly puppeteering trump, to the point that they're now like "you forgot bitcoin! put that in!"

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— Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM


























a $4 million movie made in a year on free open-source software winning the Animated Film Oscar is going to make the industry a little shook

— Sam Adams (@samadams.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Not sure about the one-year, but otherwise.

































(Investigating the ‘funniest graphic in sports’) (I was watching a different team lastt night and at the moment the score changed, instead of displaying the new score (in a tight game) the score was replaced by an advertisement)











@chunnn_li i don’t wanna hear another excuse out of any of yall ever again. these r my conditions…😐😔😔😔 #gym #fitness #crowded #weightloss #discipline #weightlift #gymgirl #legday #fyp #wieiad #gymvlog #motivation #growth #packed #marino #northeastern #healthy #fit ♬ original sound - Funny Sound Effects






@andy.pulidoo

literally get me out

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@toriegazlay Like bro let me get my clothes back then…. #daughters #preteeenmom #girls ♬ original sound - Toriegazlay






@val_blair #catanddog #catplaying #bestfriend ♬ Awkward Moments - AstroMusic




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