Friday, March 7, 2025

Today's news and jokes

















utterly fucking astounding that any Dem would look at what’s happening and think that giving this administration sweeping new authority to prosecute speech on the internet is a good idea

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— Micah (@rincewind.run) March 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
















(Here's a timely example--the BBTS still has in stock the original release of the Into Spider-Verse SP//dr figure by Sentinel, and just posted a preorder for a rerelease. I think it's the same figure, but massively more expensive)







How worried is the NBA about the Celtics sale? The expansion plans? Recent sales?









“Running the government like a business,” Barbara Kruger, digital print, 2025.

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— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) March 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
What country will he be living in in two years?







BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”

— born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM








Unbelievable: South Korean jets mistakenly bomb village, injuring 15 www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

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— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
("Local people have long complained about the noise and disruption, as well as the potential danger posed by military exercises")







North Korea has closed the border city of Rason to tours, less than three weeks after opening it to non-Russian visitors for the first time in five years, according to travel industry insiders. www.nknews.org/2025/03/nort...

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— Edward Lawrence (@edwardlawrence.bsky.social) March 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM








NEW: Google repeatedly promoted an AI slop "science" site in top search results, including in coveted spots in its News tab + "Top Stories" feature. The site, featuring fake authors + AI images, was beating out real publishers to rank alongside CNN + NBC, among others. futurism.com/google-ai-fa...

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— Maggie Harrison Dupré (@mharrisondupre.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM








A write-up



















Thanks @sabs.bsky.social for checking this company (valued at $10 billion). They're not resurrecting anything. Maybe they'll splice a hybrid elephant with some woolly mammoth traits. Sadly "conservation of currently endangered species" doesn't draw investor hype like Jurassic Park lite fantasies.

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— Marina Galperina (@mfortki.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
(Reminds me of Airbnb and the cereal boxes)







"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?" "Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

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— Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
(Real)(Don't look up the reference if you're not already scarred)

























What I like most about this play is that it implies years and years of buffoonery at practice















@darionpugh Objects are further than they appear in your eyeballs. #fyp #relatable #vegas #lasvegas ♬ original sound - darionpugh








@lexandratok this is my legacy #slack #business #corporatehumor #agencylife ♬ original sound - DJ Hampster Dance








@addison.beth We tried our best 🤷🏼‍♀️ #challenge #photochallenge #galentinesday #galentines #galentinesparty #girlsnight #partygame @abby @Haley Williams @tay petersen @Marlie Pappin @maddienwatts @Kennedy Napierski ♬ original sound - Addison Marriott








@joselyn22_ She’s got happy feet, trying to train her to sit but she only understand down as sit and gets so excited she starts rubbing her butt on the floor to get closer😂 #puppiesoftiktok #trainingpuppies ♬ original sound - Joselyn








@teelaknight CLEARLY #cocker #showcocker #cockerspanielsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Teela Knight




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