Saturday, May 17, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@adeleon17 Don’t let the @Atlanta Braves jersey fool you, he’s forever a #Dodgers fan. @Los Angeles Dodgers @Mookie Betts @MLB #FreddieFreeman #shoheiohtani #BrooklynDodgers ♬ Put It On Da Floor Again (feat. Cardi B) - Latto


@tarangopaloma Mookie Betts’s son running away before the first pitch 😂 #dodgers #dodger #dodgersbaseball #baseball #mlb #dodgerbaseball #mlbtiktok #baseballszn #mookiebetts ♬ The Benny Hill Show - The Edwin Davids Jazz Band






("latest in a string of violent incidents targeting figures in France’s burgeoning crypto industry, including two attacks in recent months and at least five since 2023")







“I’ve seen firsthand how the surge in jamming, spoofing, and other AIS tampering has made our oceans more dangerous.” gcaptain.com/pole-star-co...

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) May 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM








Trump-Kushner $500 million luxury hotel project in Serbia hits a snag: alleged forgery Serbian authorities say an official admitted to forging a document allowing a protected site in Belgrade to be demolished and replaced with a Trump hotel. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/u...

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— Wendy Siegelman (@wendysiegelman.bsky.social) May 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM








a pump and dump before hors d'oeurves www.wired.com/story/the-tr...

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— Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) May 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
("their trading activities since the competition deadline appear to imply a low conviction in the long-term potential of the president’s coin as an investment asset")







Tough news on the local front. Our historic rape and murder factory burned down. They didn't use it for rape and murder anymore but a lot of people liked to get their senior photos taken there for some reason. Our economy is devastated

— ceej (@ceej.online) May 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM


The Nottoway Plantation, the “largest remaining antebellum mansion in the South,” caught fire "The loss of Nottoway is not just a loss for Iberville Parish, but for the entire state of Louisiana,” officials said

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) May 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
("there IS one circumstance where a plantation wedding photoshoot would be cool. But you have to be fast")









NBC's write-up







("About a third of the security cameras in the jail are 'currently inoperable,' the Sheriff’s Office said, including three cameras in the unit where the escape occurred.") (They found video)







damn amy that's cold. people worked hard on those shows

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— ceej (@ceej.online) May 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM








Tiffany Masterson, founder and chief creative officer of Drunk Elephant, will be stepping down from her day-to-day duties. Puck's Rachel Strugatz has the story behind her transition: puck.news/a-drunk-elep...

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— Puck (@puck.news) May 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
("Drunk Elephant has learned the hard way not to play with tweens. On Monday, Japanese beauty conglomerate Shiseido released its first quarter 2025 earnings and revealed that sales at the pastel-hued clean beauty brand it acquired had declined by a staggering 65 percent. ")







people say bluesky isn't doing anything new or interesting but that's not quite true: this site has developed the first new way to get mad at the onion in 30 years

— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) May 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM


Joe Biden relitigation is catnip for the press because it gives them a chance to avoid saying difficult things about the present situation we are all in while also getting to talk about themselves

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) May 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM


























A really admirable effort by Jaylen Brown and the Celtics here. Great city, great player, great town.

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Imagine buying the team and he's the featured player next year























"what? you've never seen [1990s comedy show]? I'll put it on. ... ok I guess this isn't as funny as I remembered." - traditional millennial saying

— 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 (@winterk.bsky.social) April 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM








playing this super cute kids sports rpg, mario tennis power tour (gba) and it’s impressive how it gently guides you to your first match… and then doesn’t tutorialize any controls or mechanics, and just humiliates you, dark souls style

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— Robert Yang (@radiatoryang.bsky.social) April 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(If memory serves, I loved mario Tennis, and then felt betrayed by this)















@serwewx Cowboy Carter Tour, Chicago Night 1 #beyonce #cowboycarter #cowboycarterworldtour #cowboycarterchicago #chicago #weather ♬ original sound - Matt Serwe








@alejandrotorres5143

♬ El Chavo del 8 - user3112000212020








@cathyann.9 She saw another cat and instantly started barking LOL #funnycat #fyp #catsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Cathy




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