Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Take a bow social teams (election jokes part 2)

(The backstory for why he decided to run against the incumbent is very funny)



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While everyone is whining that Jeffries is responding to what the most voters asked for, the guy who's in charge of accountability is saying this. Everyone has their role. Figure out what role people play before you whine.

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— emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) November 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
















Mike Johnson tomorrow: “I’m not going to comment yet because I haven’t seen the results.”

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) November 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM








Unclear what’s in store for the Ken Paxton watch party cannon.

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— Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) November 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM








god only knows what kinda flag Sam Alito’s wife is cookin up on Canva this morning

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) November 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM




















FWIW







We got Blue Texas before the LAX people mover 🫨

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— Kenny Uong (@kennyuong.bsky.social) November 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM




Nithya Mandate Based on Final Count +5: Get Streets Fixed +10: Start Cutting into LAPD Budget +15: Build the 405 Subway +20: Gulag for everyone involved in People Mover +25: Every single family house mandated as a duplex

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies.com) November 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM












(Not yet decided, I believe)



























I regretted learning about his guy from Garbage Day, but the knowledge paid off with this















































This has been an historic repudiation of steam-driven catapults on aircraft carriers.

— CyberOtters (@cyberotters.bsky.social) November 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM