Today's news and jokes

this might be my favorite photo of all time https://t.co/de5cwu1YAN

— chris oldman © (@AlsikkanTV) November 4, 2026

Refrigerator attacks in France also hit blood bank fridges. "France’s blood collection service confirmed that its refrigerators were hit by cyberattacks at the same time as supermarket fridges across the EU — though blood supplies were not affected." https://t.co/YDooUFKSrq

— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) November 4, 2026

Commander Adama watching your base's commissary food spoil because you connected your freezers to the internet https://t.co/7qfhqQaj5V

— Katan'Hya (@KatanHya) November 3, 2026

Falls gerade ein Hacker online ist: Unser Gefrierfach müsste mal abgetaut werden.

— Buhanna! (@knalltueten_ag1) November 3, 2026

AI translation: "If a hacker is online right now: Our freezer compartment needs to be defrosted"

That is pretty interesting and pretty big. Google did not blame a supply chain attack, no, they blame the Chinese manufacturer themselves of building a backdoor into Android devices willingly : https://t.co/YXE670v7SK

— NetAskari (@NetAskari) November 4, 2026

Many moons ago, I posted this screenshot complaining about a memory leak issue connected to the Nikke launcher process "tbs_browser.exe". At the time, the solution was blocking that executable from accessing the internet through Windows Firewall Today I learned that this action had the unintentional side effect of protecting me from the launcher compromise that happened today. Since the attacker communicates with infected PCs through the launcher's embedded browser, blocking the browser from having internet access all that time ago prevented my PC from downloading the payload being sent.

— Lilac (@viridiannova) November 4, 2026

(Supposedly someone reported this and was dismissed) (I could have just done an entire roundup of hacking incidents)

Women are overseeing the robots that power ABB’s plant in Bangalore https://t.co/lJ7eCmPUtx

— Bloomberg (@business) November 3, 2026

With robots doing the lifting, factory work won't favor men

Since when can I gamble on airbnb?😭 You bet $14 that it’ll rain and you can win $114 a day, absolutely insane odds https://t.co/F7DSwSdooT

— Jacob Rodri (@jacobrodri_) November 2, 2026

The UK's advertising watchdog has banned mobile game ads from King, Scopely, Dark War Survival publisher Omnilojo and more for misleadingly representing their gameplay: https://t.co/zGMTo6j12R

— mobilegamer.biz (@mobilegamerbiz) November 4, 2026

In huge non-election news, the first large mammal has been spotted on the giant wildlife crossing over the 101 Freeway! https://t.co/tE7gb9XreT

— Lila Seidman (@lila_seidman) November 5, 2026

(It's not completed yet)

Nunca esqueço dessa jornalista contando que o lewis foi lá pedir para as mulheres terem acesso às áreas que os homens podiam ir e elas não 😭 https://t.co/kVF09p4UVj

— c44rouuu com lula (@c44rouuu) October 23, 2026

The Warriors are not delivering payments to Kristaps Porzingis on his $20 million salary, ruling that he is not rendering services, sources tell me and @anthonyVslater. Golden State is permitted to move his contract at any point before the Feb. 11 deadline even without paying him currently, and will continue exhausting trade avenues as the 31-year-old leans toward ending his NBA career. Absorbing Porzingis' near-expiring deal would allow a rival team to move a salary out and save money and clear a roster spot via a buyout.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) November 4, 2026

Is he crossing off his bucket list?

This is not an outlier. There are now 7 NWSL teams that average higher home attendance than one or more MLS teams, and Gotham and Boston are close. And the Thorns’ average now exceeds that of 6 men’s clubs. https://t.co/s54K5D6PQA

— Chris La Puma🌲 (@ChrisLaPuma) November 3, 2026

Cost aside, MLS soccer quality is third rate

Derrick Henry has more career pass TD (4) than the Ravens current 3 QB options for Thursday: Joe Fagnano, Austin Reed, Kedon Slovis (0)

— Doug Clawson (@doug_clawson) November 3, 2026

This is extremely cool! pic.twitter.com/NSUfiMXieV

— Nick Hutson (@NickHutsonMusic) September 22, 2026

宿の人にご飯のおすすめきいたら「このメモをそのまま渡せば俺のおすすめが食えるし、俺が勧めたってわかる！」と言われたので、おすすめの店でメモをそのまま渡して待機している

何が食べられるのか
いくらなのか
全てが謎である pic.twitter.com/sGHs1dklSy

— 英治あかり (@hakarioekaki) September 24, 2026

ファンサが完璧すぎるアラジン🧞‍♂️#Dハロ #Dハロ仮装2026 pic.twitter.com/0U0MJr6R4Q

— ☆露乱☆ (@Roraion) September 25, 2026

У девушки дома живет спасенная из контактного зоопарка дикобразиха, посмотрите, как она её моет https://t.co/w38EPqH6jW

— Директор✖️Кладбища (@directklad) October 24, 2026

@velcrocat.and.vibes Can you hold your cats hand? #catsoftiktok #cats #velcrocat ♬ Sneaky Squirrel Strut - Waltzer Jane

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