Either the service was great or you’re white and you just can’t help but ring that gosh darn bell pic.twitter.com/Dhx4vBdkVE— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) September 6, 2018
This menu has a section for "Instagram" which I guess is where we've been headed all along pic.twitter.com/xY2L7bZm21— Meghan McCarron (@megmccarron) September 5, 2018
Design is everywhere pic.twitter.com/AOPUbjnCWm— Ben Brignell (@benbrignell) September 5, 2018
Kei Nishikori is playing today so I have to post his ridiculous racket trick from the 2014 US Open again pic.twitter.com/bCTQTD9Hhn— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) September 5, 2018
Walking Luna & just got hollered at in a very affirming way by a guy who goes “DAMN girl bet you’re out here workin HARD to keep a house big enough to put that big ass DOG in!!” Sir honestly yes— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) September 6, 2018
feast your eyes upon this hed/dek/lead image ok https://t.co/WF7yN3W7EB pic.twitter.com/Oxy4nd73UQ— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) September 6, 2018
JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT WALMART AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 😗 ً (@CHRISGUSTlNG) September 5, 2018
in Canada, Duck Duck Goose is called Goose Goose Moose. I will not be reading the comments on this tweet.— Oops!...I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) September 6, 2018
Of all the unique survival skills God gave to man, one of the greatest is when you’re daydreaming and your girl says “are you even listening?” and you can recite their whole last sentence verbatim somehow.— David Acuff (@DavidAcuff) September 7, 2018
Joseph: *puts baby Jesus in his front pack baby carrier* Glory to God! A Savior is bjorned!— Das Skoogeth (@Skoogeth) September 5, 2018
Mary: Shut up