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An expansion project for a girls school in Brentwood has some residents up in arms and many asking for the renovation to be stopped."
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If you think Cam Newton’s postgame presser showed immaturity, what did you think of the several hours leading up to it, in which Newton dressed up like a cyborg and threw footballs at people to make the numbers go up on a giant glowing scoreboard? His actual job is to live out an eight-year-old’s dream birthday party on television"
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Related, "The biggest, most wonderful moment at the end of a storied career, and [Peyton Manning]’s selling me shitty beer."