1. "An expansion project for a girls school in Brentwood has some residents up in arms and many asking for the renovation to be stopped."
2. "If you think Cam Newton’s postgame presser showed immaturity, what did you think of the several hours leading up to it, in which Newton dressed up like a cyborg and threw footballs at people to make the numbers go up on a giant glowing scoreboard? His actual job is to live out an eight-year-old’s dream birthday party on television"
3. Related, "The biggest, most wonderful moment at the end of a storied career, and [Peyton Manning]’s selling me shitty beer."